Articles tagged with: Playboy
Hugh Hefner: Hey Miley Cyrus, Get Naked For Playboy
Now that you've seen part of her back and about a third of one of her bras, Miley Cyrus is a certified sex object. What? Miley Cyrus is only 15? Well, um, obviously we were joking about that sex object bit. The supple, milky-white backs of teenage girls are so disgusting to us that we think they should all be burnt with flaming torches. But Playboy's Hugh Hefner has another idea. You can probably guess what it involves. That's right - Hefner has asked Miley Cyrus to appear naked in Playboy. But don't worry, because Miley Cyrus won't be getting naked for Playboy until she's 18, the age where people immediately stop having moral objections to teenage nudity. Until then, though, it looks like you'll just have to wait until the inevitable Miley Cyrus naked internet photos. Perverts.
Now that you've seen part of her back and about a third of one of her bras, Miley Cyrus is a certified sex object. What? Miley Cyrus is only 15? Well, um, obviously we were joking about that sex object bit. The supple, milky-white backs of teenage girls are so disgusting to us that we think they should all be burnt with flaming torches. But Playboy's Hugh Hefner has another idea. You can probably guess what it involves. That's right - Hefner has asked Miley Cyrus to appear naked in Playboy. But don't worry, because Miley Cyrus won't be getting naked for Playboy until she's 18, the age where people immediately stop having moral objections to teenage nudity. Until then, though, it looks like you'll just have to wait until the inevitable Miley Cyrus naked internet photos. Perverts.
