Ninjas are miles better than pirates. There’s no point arguing about this because it’s a plain as the clothes in your wardrobe. Pirates have missing legs, countless STDs and couldn’t ever hope to creep up on you because they say “ARR” constantly and their parrots would announce their arrival. Ninjas will cut your face off without you even being aware you’d done something wrong. The only hope a pirate has is that you won’t hit them because they are clearly disabled.