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Kendall Jenner Denies the Obvious Truth

January 16th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I literally have no fucking clue what is wrong with the spawn of Kris Jenner and why they constantly feel like they have to take to social media or their apps to deny their blatant plastic surgeries. It’s always just been the Brazilian butt lift trio, Kim, Khloe and Kylie, who have given these dumb denials, but now, Kendall has sadly joined their ranks.

I love Kendall Jenner and I think she’s always been a naturally pretty girl, but I feel like it’s kind of pretty obvious she’s had a lil’ sumthin’ sumthin’ done with her face, which is totally fine, but now that she’s taken time out to deny it I’m just like UGGGGGH.

5 Celebrities Who Look Better After Plastic Surgery

September 30th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the past, I’ve written blogs about various celebrities who have really fucked up their faces and bodies with plastic surgery because, let’s be real, some of them have made a real mess of themselves (I’m looking at you, Tara Reid), or even just kind of ruined their naturally nice looks (sorry Kim K, but I’ve always felt you’ve gone one nose job too far).

However, for some people, a little plastic surgery has gone a long way and they actually look really good. Though I’m not a huge fan of plastic surgery, I get why people want to do it, especially when their looks are constantly being picked apart in the spotlight. Here are some celebs that did plastic surgery right. (Okay, so it’s mostly just nose jobs)

Farrah Abraham Has Permanent Duckface

January 7th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

Farrah Abraham is a natural beauty, full of class and smarts, who makes wonderful decisions as both a mother and an entrepreneur.? So to hear that she is in the hospital is utterly heart wrenching.

HAHA.? Just kidding, it’s hysterical.? Farrah is a third rate version of a Bratz?doll and?has potentially permanently extra ruined her face by getting a shitty lip injection job.? ?Now, she has two sets of oversized gross lips.

Jennifer Aniston Forgets About Her Own Nosejob

August 9th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

Like a bad made-for-TV movie, Jennifer Aniston is an ordinary woman who woke up one morning to find she couldn’t remember a single thing that happened to her in the early nineties.?

Anyone who’ s seen Leprechaun is probably wondering how in the name of Miley Cyrus’ front wedgie can that ever be a bad thing, but it does help to have a working memory of your own face if a reporter ever happens to ask you about your attitude to plastic surgery.

10 Celebs Who Completely Changed Their Faces

June 26th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In Hollywood, getting a touch up here and there is basically the norm. Very few people haven’t had a least a little something done. However, some people take it too far or make one move that completely changes their faces and looks forever (case in point: the entire Jackson family).

The following 10 celebrities may not look bas, necessarily, but they sure don’t look the same as they did when they became famous. Occasionally, their change is for the better, but, for the most part, everyone ends up looking like cats (why does plastic surgery make everyone look like a fucking cat, AMIRITE?!)

Renee Zellweger Might Have Had An Eye Job, If That’s Even A Thing

November 1st, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Myth busted – Renee Zellweger does indeed own a pair of eyeballs.

We know this because she turned up at the ~~world premiere of the whites of her eyes~~ Armani One Night Only event in New York last week looking like an acid-tripping deer that’s been caught in the headlights. It’s been a quiet few years for the Oscar winner, and it looks like she’s used her time away from the spotlight to rid herself of her trademark squint and more than a few crinkles in her face.

Courtney Stodden Achieves The Impossible And Gets Even Tackier

June 19th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Gather round kids, it’s time for some life lessons ??la Courtney Stodden. Do you ever catch yourself admiring your tube top and lucite shoe collection, and think to yourself that it’s just not enough? Worried that the affections of your husband, who’s 35 years your senior, might wane unless you find a way to spice things up? Then you need a gigantic pair of tatty bojangles!

Courtney ‘I swear I’m a teenager’ Stodden has been insisting that she’s au naturel in the chest area, but seems to have decided that her natural…ahem…talents just aren’t enough anymore. She’s gone underneath the surgeon’s knife to enhance her assets from a ‘C’ cup to a DD. Now she’s officially one gust of wind away from doing an impression of an upturned tortoise.

Barry Manilow Now Two Eyes Away From Being Entirely Man-Made After Hip Replacement

December 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Barry Manilow, these days, looks like a man constantly doing a bank robbery with a pair of tights squeezed over that peculiar face of his. That’s the perils of indulging in FAR TOO MUCH plastic surgery folks!

And now, Baz The Manilow is shuffling to recovery after undergoing hip replacement surgery, like he’s someone’s nan.

Of course, now he’s got new hips, only his eyeballs are the things he was born with, leaving absolutely everything else constructed by now incredibly wealthy plastic surgeons. Basically, he’s the Frankenstein’s Monster of MOR.

Craig Revel Horwood Celebrates Not Being Fired From Strictly Come Dancing By Losing His Moobs

December 19th, 2011 By Robin Darke

It must be awful when you've become so fat, so disgustingly obese, so very massive that you have you're own blood group and that blood group is Rocky Road.

So absurdly gargantuan that the only way to way to lose weight is resort to some serious cosmetic surgery that sucks out all the little fat babies that Domino?s Pizza lay inside you and sends them to lipid Heaven.

Sounds horrible doesn't it?

What’s All This About Simon Cowell And His Amazing Anti-Ageing Potion?

July 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Simon Cowell isn’t looking as old as he used to. Sure, he’s looking weirder than he used to, but that’s clearly down to American dentistry, leaving him looking like a boiled potato with some dentures jammed in.

While you may think the music mogul/overlord has been under the surgeon’s knife, well, you may well be right. We’ve no idea. We’re more interested in the news that he’s been swigging a magic potion to thwart the ravages of time.

But is it so magic that it will reverse the ageing process so much that he will return to his baby form, gurgling and filling his high-waisted trousers with liquid green crap?