Derek Acorah, Colleen Rooney and Jennifer Ellison. What does these people all have in common? They’re all gigantic dicks. Dicks that are so bulbous that slightly less dense objects, like Abbey Clancy gravitate towards them and start to orbit them. Like the rest of the Sun and Pluto. (Did you know that the galaxy is secretly pleased that Pluto got downgraded from Planet status? The interstellar bitches).
Purely by coincidence, they all happen to hail from Liverpool! What’s more there are now a whole new batch of people hailing from the city that are equal, if not bigger dicks than all the “voices” in Derek Acorah’s head. You know, the ones that he pretends he hears for money.
Those people are being showcased as part of E4’s latest “scripted reality” show, Desperate Scousewives. Yes. It does sound like Desperate Housewives. Isn’t that funny and clever?
10 - Quick, Diddy, talk politics while looking as if you’re masturbating!
9 - Nutty celebrity stalkers. See, this is how you stalk someone properly. You know who you are – Popcrunch
8 - Want to make a Five Intersecting Tetrahedra Dodecahedron? OK! – Instructables
7 - Probably best not to watch this if you have children, or are planning a trip to a theme park – Local6
6 - Genius. Never send drunken abusive emails again – Gmail Blog
5 - Here’s a new planet that’s denser than lead. And yet somehow still not denser than anyone who’s ever appeared on Big Brother -Discovermagazine
4 – Weezer breaks several world records, probably including Most Embarrassing Creative Slide By A Band Between Their First And Sixth Albums – Absolutepunk
3 - Why you should never eat at Burger King -Submiturpics
Derek Acorah, Colleen Rooney and Jennifer Ellison. What does these people all have in common? They’re all gigantic dicks. Dicks that are so bulbous that slightly less dense objects, like Abbey Clancy gravitate towards them and start to orbit them. Like the rest of the Sun and Pluto. (Did you know that the galaxy is secretly pleased that Pluto got downgraded from Planet status? The interstellar bitches). 
