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Celine Dion: Regrettably Not Dead Yet

March 16th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Even though Celine Dion hasn’t done anything of note in the public eye for some time now, it doesn’t stop you from feeling her evil presence on the wind, does it? It’s malignant and just… there.

And so, a collective weight was lifted from the shoulders of the world when it was announced that the tepid belter was dead.

Alas,?Celine Dion is just the latest celebrity to be killed off by a rumour. As well you know, bullets, illness, drugs, murder, knives and wild bear attacks are much better at killing unwanted celebrities, rather than mere rumours.

Some Div From Blink 182 Considering Hypnotherapy Because A Plane Sensibly Tried To Kill

October 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Blink 182’s (pronounced ‘blink one hundred and eighty-two, or, if you prefer ‘oh god, it’s that dreadful puke mongers again!’) Travis Barker has decided to let the world know that he’s considering undergoing hypnotherapy to overcome his fear of flying.

Why does he have a fear of flying? Is it because he thinks that, if God intended man to fly, he would have given us wings or at the very least, put grass in the clouds?

Nope. It’s because a plane crash nearly killed him in 2008. You have to assume that the plane has heard Blink 182’s terrible take on punk rock and decided that enough was enough, aiming to either kill Barker or, at the least, maim him.

Travis Barker Wants To Thank You, And You, But Not His Ex-Wife

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s been a few weeks now since Travis Barker and DJ AM escaped from the horrifying plane crash that tragically killed four people.

Between then and now, both Travis Barker and DJ AM have probably gone through more extremes of conflicting emotion than most of us could probably comprehend. And so, when Travis Barker finally decided to post his first message to his fans via his MySpace page since the crash, anticipation about what he’d write was strong.

Would it be a cursory ‘Hi everyone, I’m OK, thanks for the support’ message, or would Travis Barker go into more excrutiating detail about the crash itself. Neither, as it happens. Instead, Travis Barker decided to slag his ex-wife Shannon Moakler off a bit. We get the feeling he’ll be just fine.