Last night’s Billboard Awards Show was?pretty tedious … but, if you stuck with it,?there were a few good moments here and there. Justin Bieber was booed by the audience and didn’t even cry. Nicki Minaj and her giant ass gave Lil’ Wayne a lap dance.?Miguel literally cold-cocked a fan. The dude from A-Ha joined Pitbull and Christina Aguilera on-stage, and he hit that high note in “Take On Me”?(lip synced it, actually, but whatever). And Prince proved that he still rules the school.
The actual awards themselves were predictable, with Taylor Swift winning pretty much everything.?The only one she didn’t snag was the Millenium Award, which went instead to everyone’s favorite?bratty little turd,?Justin Bieber.