Do you fancy Keira Knightley? Well good news for you, pervert, because she’s back on the market after splitting up with someone called Rupert Friend. We can only hope she said “its not that I don’t love you… I just see you more as a frie… oh…” during the actual breaking-up talk.
Anyway, Friend (whoever he is – he’s got a peculiar face though, that’s for certain) could well have walked away from Knightley after settling down with The Worst Film Ever Made, Domino. Watching that, he would have realised that Knightley is one of the most sexless humans on Earth.
So what made these two people who are rarely written about go their separate ways?
