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Britney Spears Wants To Buy The Britney Spears Sex Tape
As you may know, there's a Britney Spears sex tape - we'd have mentioned it earlier but, you know, we've just eaten and we like not being blind. Don't get too excited, though - the existence of the Britney Spears sex tape was allegedly confirmed by Adnan Ghalib, Britney's paparazzo ex-boyfriend. So, on the basis that at least 50% of the tape features a creepy dimwit with a funny accent and the world's worst beard, it's safe to say that nobody will ever ever form an erection while watching the Britney Spears sex tape. Or will they? It's been reported that Britney Spears is keen to pay whatever it takes to buy the master copy of this apparent Britney Spears sex tape from Adnan Ghalib. And you know what that means? It means that if Britney Spears is prepared to pay millions of dollars for a video of a mentally ill woman in a pink wig having squalid intercourse with one of the world's least likable men, it must be sexy! Where can we get a copy?
As you may know, there's a Britney Spears sex tape - we'd have mentioned it earlier but, you know, we've just eaten and we like not being blind. Don't get too excited, though - the existence of the Britney Spears sex tape was allegedly confirmed by Adnan Ghalib, Britney's paparazzo ex-boyfriend. So, on the basis that at least 50% of the tape features a creepy dimwit with a funny accent and the world's worst beard, it's safe to say that nobody will ever ever form an erection while watching the Britney Spears sex tape. Or will they? It's been reported that Britney Spears is keen to pay whatever it takes to buy the master copy of this apparent Britney Spears sex tape from Adnan Ghalib. And you know what that means? It means that if Britney Spears is prepared to pay millions of dollars for a video of a mentally ill woman in a pink wig having squalid intercourse with one of the world's least likable men, it must be sexy! Where can we get a copy?
