This week’s cushdy and crud.
Folded:
- Pineapple Express (funny, all-knowing nudge towards 1980s comedy action classics)
- Kelly Thiebaud (been in virtually all of David Guetta’s music videos, but she looks best in this one)
- James Bond leaping about in the new Quantum of Solace trailer (if this is as disappointing as Indy IV we’re getting a gun)
- Yearbookyourself.com (they don’t always work, but when they do you’ll hardly recognise your ugly mug)
- The September Film4 advert playing Morricone’s Ritratto d’Autore (because we’re cultured like that and it’s a beautiful piece of music)
Creased:
- Who Do You Think You Are? (or Who Cares Who You Are?)
- The Titan vegetable trimmer (it’s a twenty quid potato peeler. We watch too much television)
- Kerry Katona all brand new (gorgeous)
- James Bond now wearing jeans (and a singlet vest probably too)
- Rocknrolla (Jackanory for cronies)

