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Awesome or Off-Putting: Shape-Shifting Something or Other Gently Terrorizes South African Town!

April 25th, 2011 By Shawn Lindseth

Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.

What’s the scariest thing you can think of? If you said Mof Gimmers in a silk nightie we don’t blame you. You’re wrong though. What would be far scarier than that is a man morphing into a pig then morphing into a bat right in front of your freaking eyes. You don’t think that sounds scary? Well what if we told you the bat would fly up your butt then start the whole process again. Scary, right?

We thought so.

Emma Thompson takes a pig to a premiere of Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang

March 25th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Emma Thompson is a quirky old dame isn’t she? A real, quintessential English lovie. Someone we know from a television show was invited ’round her house once. Nothing unusual in that you might assume… however, this invite was for a party to celebrate the beginning of asparagus season. Unbelievable Jeff. And now, Emma Thompson is being all quirky again, only this time with a pig.

Thompson is just back off her holidays where she was nursing the freshly single Kate Winslet. We can only imagine it contained a lot of gin and running mascara.

Most people come back from their jollies and use up the camera film on taking pictures of the dog. Not our Emma. She decided to walk some Bacon On Legs down the red (well, blue) carpet at the premiere of Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang.

Wolverine Gets The Swine Flu

April 28th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Every superhero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite, Batman has young boys in capes and sexy leggings, and to beat Spider-Man all you really have to do is move your crime syndicate to a prairie. It really is that easy.

To?defeat Wolverine, on the other hand, may take a little more work. After all, he’s got those steel fingers he always seems to cut things up with. How’s a person supposed to get around a weapon like that? The answer, of course, it that they can’t.

Pigs can though – especially Mexican pigs with runny noses and a burning fever.

Roger Waters Loses His Giant Blow-Up Pig, Then Finds It

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Coachella was all about one thing this year – a dreary old man forcing a crowd to stand up for three hours while he played songs that your Dad likes.

But Roger Waters‘ Coachella set was livened up by one tiny thing – the moment when his giant inflatable pig broke free and blew off. Blew off into the desert. Get your minds out of the gutter. Cuh!

And the escape of Roger Waters’ big pig has been the talk of the town ever since, with extensive discussions in the press and monetary rewards being offered to whoever recovered it first. Anything, in fact, to take people’s minds off the fact that they’d just basically exchanged $270 for a week of agonising lower back pain and an eighth of a day spent listening to an old posho bleat on about Southampton.