Articles tagged with: Pig
Wolverine Gets The Swine Flu
Every superhero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite, Batman has young boys in capes and sexy leggings, and to beat Spider-Man all you really have to do is move your crime syndicate to a prairie. It really is that easy. To defeat Wolverine, on the other hand, may take a little more work. After all, he's got those steel fingers he always seems to cut things up with. How's a person supposed to get around a weapon like that? The answer, of course, it that they can't. Pigs can though - especially Mexican pigs with runny noses and a burning fever.
Every superhero has a weakness. Superman has kryptonite, Batman has young boys in capes and sexy leggings, and to beat Spider-Man all you really have to do is move your crime syndicate to a prairie. It really is that easy. To defeat Wolverine, on the other hand, may take a little more work. After all, he's got those steel fingers he always seems to cut things up with. How's a person supposed to get around a weapon like that? The answer, of course, it that they can't. Pigs can though - especially Mexican pigs with runny noses and a burning fever.
Roger Waters Loses His Giant Blow-Up Pig, Then Finds It
Coachella was all about one thing this year - a dreary old man forcing a crowd to stand up for three hours while he played songs that your Dad likes. But Roger Waters' Coachella set was livened up by one tiny thing - the moment when his giant inflatable pig broke free and blew off. Blew off into the desert. Get your minds out of the gutter. Cuh! And the escape of Roger Waters' big pig has been the talk of the town ever since, with extensive discussions in the press and monetary rewards being offered to whoever recovered it first. Anything, in fact, to take people's minds off the fact that they'd just basically exchanged $270 for a week of agonising lower back pain and an eighth of a day spent listening to an old posho bleat on about Southampton.
Coachella was all about one thing this year - a dreary old man forcing a crowd to stand up for three hours while he played songs that your Dad likes. But Roger Waters' Coachella set was livened up by one tiny thing - the moment when his giant inflatable pig broke free and blew off. Blew off into the desert. Get your minds out of the gutter. Cuh! And the escape of Roger Waters' big pig has been the talk of the town ever since, with extensive discussions in the press and monetary rewards being offered to whoever recovered it first. Anything, in fact, to take people's minds off the fact that they'd just basically exchanged $270 for a week of agonising lower back pain and an eighth of a day spent listening to an old posho bleat on about Southampton.
