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Scarlett Johansson ‘Too Distracting’ For The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Role (coughleakedpicturescough)

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Hollywood! Well done! You’ve done well by pointing out that some actresses are much prettier than others. Bless you for that. We really didn’t know who to approach the whole thing and you went and said. Just like that. You just came right out and spoke without a care in the world. Basically, you [...]

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Hollywood Hacker Apologises For Sharing Beautiful Naked Humans With Us

by Mof Gimmers

Isn’t it great to see a superstar in an unguarded moment. They only let us see what they want us to see or generally portray themselves as something other than the real them entirely. Just like everyone, really. However, these people are famous and more attractive and generally nicer to gawp at than Flubbo down [...]

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FBI Arrest Celebrity Phone Hacker And Have A Quick Look At His Amazing Hard Drive

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when we all saw Scarlett Johansson naked? Remember? And the internet melted? That was a fun time wasn’t it? Of course, we broke the story before anyone else and no-one noticed and we’re totally not bitter about it. At all. Nope. We don’t keep going over it in our head. We’ll murder someone for [...]

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Jessie J Wins Loads Of Rubbish MoBO Awards

by Michael Park

Jessie J was one of the big winners at the MoBO Awards in Glasgow, winning in four of the five categories she was nominated in and leaving music industry insiders asking “Who will win next year when everyone’s forgotten about Jessie J?” Of course, hecklerspray would have brought you a nice report of the whole [...]

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Scarlett Johansson Talks About Leaked Photos While World Just Wants To See More Boob Action

by Mof Gimmers

Do you want to see leaked (by us) naked photosets of the hecklerspray writers? Of course you don’t. Collectively, we look like the melted waxwork tit of a gentleman pensioner. Firm, young, attractive celebrities are a different matter of course! So when Scarlett Johansson accidentally ended up showing everyone more than intended, everyone exploded with [...]

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HecklerPlay: Listen To Zola Jesus’ New Album & Read These Words

by Matthew Laidlow

If you’re a football fan, please don’t worry. This isn’t a similar situation that England fans found themselves in when they discovered John Barnes was performing a rap with defunct band New Order. Chelsea fans might have sensed an awkward situation with their former Italian striker Gianfranco shunning sport completely and getting creative in the [...]

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TOWIE’s Jess Wright Is Going To Get All Sexy While You Shudder To Your Very Core

by Michael Park

Apparently, ITV’s surprise smash hit The Only Way is Essex is coming back for a third series on Monday and, in a desperate attempt to remind us why we gave a crap in the first place, they’ve been carting the stars out in front of the press. The excitement is almost too much for us to [...]

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Top 12 Celebrity Nude Photo Leaks [NSFW]

by Mof Gimmers

Filth. Absolute filth. That’s what today’s celebrities are. You wouldn’t get old, classy celebrities like Marilyn Monroe posing naked for photographs would you? Certainly not. She had self-respect. However, thanks to the wonderful technological advances of mobile phones and those cameras they’ve got built into them, we are now a planet of people capturing their [...]

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Finally! Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis’ Nude Photos Story!

by Mof Gimmers

Despite looking like an Eagle-Eye Action Man, Justin Timberlake is a very fancied man. This is because he’s rich, can sing, dance and… crucially… has a self-deprecating sense of humour. Oh, swoon. If only he’d grow his Pot Noodle hair out again. Mila Kunis meanwhile, is just really fit and went down on Natalie Portman [...]

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Readers’ Letters: In Which You All Dribble Over Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts [Video]

by Michael Park

Every week, we have the unfortunate task of picking our way through your crusted correspondence to find the most depraved, hideous scrawlings to put on the site for everyone to laugh at. This week, it was a little bit easier as our drooling mass of a readership left a slug trail right to some of [...]

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