Seriously. Why, only the other night hecklerspray was out having dinner with a lovely young lady. Things weren't going too well, but – boy oh boy – when we came back from the toilets dressed as Wizbit and clutching a Paul Daniels Magic Box Set, the sparks really began to fly.

You'd think, then, that illusionist-type David Copperfield would have no shortage of opportunities to extend his magic wand. We just bet he pulls off all sorts of tricks – like the famous Flutter Cards In Her Face So She Can't See How Much You Look Like A Used Car Salesman or his trademark Pull A Rabbit Out Of A Hat And Maybe She'll Forget You're Accused Of Rape. You'd think that, wouldn't you? Yes? Wouldn't you?

Well – you'd think wrong. Just like that time you put a bet on Kerry Katona to win Slimmer Of The Year.

It's claimed that Copperfield has some altogether more interesting methods, you see…

Apparently – wherever his shows are held – David Copperfield makes sure that his assistants are equipped with 'a number of props to reel in the ladies.'

These include: 

… brochures of David's islands in the Bahamas and "blank photo(s) of David (if one of the girls is a Scorpion.)" Apparently "Scorpion" is how David refers to the ‘lucky' females invited to join him on stage. David's assistants are also tutored in how sell their employer to the women he takes an interest in. The document contains the following sample script: "Do you know that David has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL and we are doing a lot of project (sic) for these islands: Ads, TV, Radio and many other promotions. So we like (sic) to keep in touch with you in case there is a job in the future we think you would be interested in."

Phew. Gettin' a little hot in here, right, girls? After all, if there's one way to snare a vixen, it's to boast about how sickeningly luxurious your lifestyle is in a slightly illiterate tone.

Just ask 50 Cent. 

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