There’s no questioning Madonna’s ability to sell a record or two is there? There’s not much better than hearing ‘Into The Groove’ on a Friday night. Even some of her more recent work has sold a bucket load.
However, it’s elsewhere in life she seems utterly hopeless. She’s rubbish at having relationships and even worse at making films. That part of her CV doesn’t read well at all.
Still, that’s not stopping her from branching out! Weirdly, Madge and her manager Guy Oseary are in the process of opening of a fitness centre which they plan to go global. Read More >>>
The fact that you weren’t supposed to see Madonna’s chicken cutlet cheeks and sinewy arms, without them first being glossed over with an airbrush, is no real surprise.
Pictures leaked, last week, that showed the singer looking haggard. Well, looking her actual age. And that’s got the 52-year-old hopping mad. Well, okay. She’s more punching mad if that’s a real thing. MADONNA, SMASH.
We’re probably going to get our faces smashed in for just mentioning this. So forgive us for typing this on our iPhones while hiding behind the hecklerspray High School bike sheds. We’re going to tell you lovely folk about Madonna’s ropey-armed rage attack after unauthorised images from her recent Dolce & Gabbana campaign were release to her embarrassment. And then we’re going to run for the hills leaving nothing but clouds of dust and urine stains behind us. Read More >>>
Demi Moore is the world’s prettiest bag of bones in a designer outfit.
She is also the prettiest person married to Ashton Kutcher. So, will you guys bloomin’ stop saying that her skinny face and stunning body need to be Photoshopped to be fabulous? Because they don’t! Demi is even willing to sue over claims that her legs and torso were airbrushed for W magazine. She and her lawyers are chomping at the bit – but don’t worry, their anger isn’t really directed towards you.
Demi was caught in the middle of a really tiny scandal a few weeks back. It was about as scandalous as being accused of dying away grey hairs. But she insisted on making a mountain out of a molehill. Not an actual mole, mind you. Otherwise that would need Photoshopping/ surgically removing too, like it did for Sarah Jessica Parker. Then we’d be caught in one long uroboros-style scandal that would never, ever die.
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There’s no questioning Madonna’s ability to sell a record or two is there? There’s not much better than hearing ‘Into The Groove’ on a Friday night. Even some of her more recent work has sold a bucket load.
