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Amy Winehouse Goes Topless! Merry Christmas!
Right, whichever one of you wrote to Santa asking to see what Amy Winehouse's boobs look like, you've got detention for a month. Thanks to you, someone's taken a load of photos of Amy Winehouse topless on holiday and spread them across the internet like some sort of obscene dirty protest. However, the good news is that Amy Winehouse looks less like the emaciated hollow-eyed wreck we've all seen in the papers for the last 18 months and more like an actual human. The bad news is that they're pictures of Amy Winehouse topless. How much worse do you want? Jesus.
Right, whichever one of you wrote to Santa asking to see what Amy Winehouse's boobs look like, you've got detention for a month. Thanks to you, someone's taken a load of photos of Amy Winehouse topless on holiday and spread them across the internet like some sort of obscene dirty protest. However, the good news is that Amy Winehouse looks less like the emaciated hollow-eyed wreck we've all seen in the papers for the last 18 months and more like an actual human. The bad news is that they're pictures of Amy Winehouse topless. How much worse do you want? Jesus.
Pete Wentz Isn’t Selling Photos Of His Stupidly-Named Tot, OK?
Everyone wants to see Bronx Mowgli Wentz - because if the face matches the name then that's one ugly baby. But cool your jets, world. Pete Wentz doesn't roll like those other celebrity idiots. True, he does roll like those other celebrity idiots in that he's got a stupid haircut, a humiliatingly-named baby and he married one of the Simpson girls without really thinking it through first, but Pete Wentz definitely isn't selling his baby photos to a magazine. Bronx Mowgli's just too precious for that. Plus it'll mean that now Pete'll make a crapload from selling the reality TV show rights. A crapload.
Everyone wants to see Bronx Mowgli Wentz - because if the face matches the name then that's one ugly baby. But cool your jets, world. Pete Wentz doesn't roll like those other celebrity idiots. True, he does roll like those other celebrity idiots in that he's got a stupid haircut, a humiliatingly-named baby and he married one of the Simpson girls without really thinking it through first, but Pete Wentz definitely isn't selling his baby photos to a magazine. Bronx Mowgli's just too precious for that. Plus it'll mean that now Pete'll make a crapload from selling the reality TV show rights. A crapload.
Jessica Alba’s Guts Airbrushed Off In That Calender
You know the 2009 Campari calender, the one where Jessica Alba pouts and struts like the sexiest little Greek boy alive? You know how your first instinct upon seeing the pictures - after wondering why Will Weaton had done such a sexually ambiguous photoshoot - was to marvel at Jessica Alba's body and swear that if you ever had kids you'd sexily malnourish them too? Well, relax - some before-and-after photos have appeared on the internet, showing that Jessica Alba was so heavily airbrushed for the shots that we suspect the original model was actually an overweight stubbly bloke in his fifties from Dagenham.
You know the 2009 Campari calender, the one where Jessica Alba pouts and struts like the sexiest little Greek boy alive? You know how your first instinct upon seeing the pictures - after wondering why Will Weaton had done such a sexually ambiguous photoshoot - was to marvel at Jessica Alba's body and swear that if you ever had kids you'd sexily malnourish them too? Well, relax - some before-and-after photos have appeared on the internet, showing that Jessica Alba was so heavily airbrushed for the shots that we suspect the original model was actually an overweight stubbly bloke in his fifties from Dagenham.
Ashlee Simpson Gets $2 Million To Show People Her Stupid Baby
If you're named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, it's a given that you'll end up either in therapy or buying a great big bag of guns. Both outcomes are hideously expensive - any therapy you had would last for decades and the legal bills you'd rack up from climbing a clocktower and blasting away indiscriminately at strangers for an hour as revenge for the years of teasing would be immense - so it's just as well that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have already worked out a way to set Bronx Mowgli Wentz up with a fortune. According to reports, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz could command anything up to $2 million from magazines in exchange for exclusive photos of the baby. The money would go a long way to help clean up all the gallons of poo, pee, snot and runny vomit that the couple have found themselves living amid this last week. Or they could use it to wipe up the mess that baby Bronx Mowgli made instead. It's up to them.
If you're named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, it's a given that you'll end up either in therapy or buying a great big bag of guns. Both outcomes are hideously expensive - any therapy you had would last for decades and the legal bills you'd rack up from climbing a clocktower and blasting away indiscriminately at strangers for an hour as revenge for the years of teasing would be immense - so it's just as well that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have already worked out a way to set Bronx Mowgli Wentz up with a fortune. According to reports, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz could command anything up to $2 million from magazines in exchange for exclusive photos of the baby. The money would go a long way to help clean up all the gallons of poo, pee, snot and runny vomit that the couple have found themselves living amid this last week. Or they could use it to wipe up the mess that baby Bronx Mowgli made instead. It's up to them.
Naked Adrienne Bailon, Disney Cheetah Girl, All Over Everywhere
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
It's been forever since a young Disney star got naked on the internet, so Adrienne Bailon deserves a flipping medal or something. Don't know who Adrienne Bailon is? Don't worry - neither do we! Just know that there are naked Adrienne Bailon photos all over the internet, and there's supposedly a sex tape on the way too. Best of all, Adrienne Bailon is 25 years old, so you can look at her naked photos without being terrified that the police will find the images on your hard drive and get all Gary Glitter on you. We're sure this is hugely embarrassing time for Adrienne Bailon, and the poor girl's probably worried that these naked photos will spell the end of her career - but there's no reason for that to happen. Just look at Kim Kardashian - a similar thing happened to her and she managed to last three full weeks on Dancing With The Stars. That's the big time, Adrienne!
VIRAL: Pro Vs Joe
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Kid Who Hacked Miley Cyrus’ Gmail Gets Raided By The FBI
It wasn't so long ago that some guy hacked into Hanna Montana's Gmail account, stole some pictures of her soaking wet, and forced the world to look at them while they surfed the net at work and what-not. Such massive overexposure to a pretty much genderless, pre-pubescent body made everybody outside of the Glitter household puke at the same time. This vomit eventually trickled into the Atlantic, and then floated north until its acidic content had melted all the ice caps, robbing millions of polar bears of their natural hunting grounds, and covering their edible penguins in a filthy, orange coat of watery slime. Why PETA hasn't raised more of a stink about this we'll never know. Anyway - the guy that did the hacking, well he'd brag online about how the police would never find him because he moved too often. But now he's been raided by the FBI. We thought this might happen ever since we heard Cyrus would be playing the part of J Edgar Hoover in a sort of West Wing prequel. What we're saying is she's probably well connected.
It wasn't so long ago that some guy hacked into Hanna Montana's Gmail account, stole some pictures of her soaking wet, and forced the world to look at them while they surfed the net at work and what-not. Such massive overexposure to a pretty much genderless, pre-pubescent body made everybody outside of the Glitter household puke at the same time. This vomit eventually trickled into the Atlantic, and then floated north until its acidic content had melted all the ice caps, robbing millions of polar bears of their natural hunting grounds, and covering their edible penguins in a filthy, orange coat of watery slime. Why PETA hasn't raised more of a stink about this we'll never know. Anyway - the guy that did the hacking, well he'd brag online about how the police would never find him because he moved too often. But now he's been raided by the FBI. We thought this might happen ever since we heard Cyrus would be playing the part of J Edgar Hoover in a sort of West Wing prequel. What we're saying is she's probably well connected.
Minnie Driver Slaps Her Baby Up On MySpace
Minnie Driver doesn't know the rules - celebrity babies only exist to supplement their parents' giant wages via megabucks magazine deals. But that particular memo doesn't appear to have reached Minnie Driver, because she's just done the unthinkable - she's posted a photo of her new son Henry on MySpace. For free. What a massive idiot. Doesn't Minnie Driver know what she's missing? With all the public interest in her, Minnie Driver could have secured herself a huge cheque for the exclusive rights to those photos instead of spunking them away for free on the internet. She could have bought herself something really nice with that photoshoot money, like a plastic watch or a pair of flipflops or a couple of loaves of bread or something. Tsk.
Minnie Driver doesn't know the rules - celebrity babies only exist to supplement their parents' giant wages via megabucks magazine deals. But that particular memo doesn't appear to have reached Minnie Driver, because she's just done the unthinkable - she's posted a photo of her new son Henry on MySpace. For free. What a massive idiot. Doesn't Minnie Driver know what she's missing? With all the public interest in her, Minnie Driver could have secured herself a huge cheque for the exclusive rights to those photos instead of spunking them away for free on the internet. She could have bought herself something really nice with that photoshoot money, like a plastic watch or a pair of flipflops or a couple of loaves of bread or something. Tsk.
