Articles tagged with: Photographer
Last week on his Glow In The Dark tour, Kanye West decided to visit a grotty nightclub in Newcastle after entertaining thousands of fans. Did Kanye sip his lemonade without any problems whilst sitting in the corner of the VIP area? Don't be daft, something went tits up of course. It seems that Kanye West has a recurring problems with people who like to take people's pictures. Granted they may get in the way and stop you from doing day-to-day activities such as getting some milk and waiting for a plane, but never mind. In the Tup Tup Palace nightclub - a place that doesn't exactly scream class - a member of the paparazzi elite got to close to Kanye and ended up getting his face busted up. Was it Kanye's fault? Of course not, and he's explained why in a (nother) big pissy blog rant.
Kanye West lives in a world where once he achieves a certain meditative state, wondrously graceful pixies fly in through his open window and whisper unconventional rap lyrics into his ear. A little pink one named 'Ice Cream' whispered all of Gold Digger to him once when he fell asleep on the toilet.
We have this all on good authority. We wouldn't publish it any other way.
When West is getting that springtime fresh pixie breath whispered into his ear - well we bet nothing has ever felt better. When he's not though - that's gotta just bring him down. He definitely didn't have any magical fairy friends with him when he grabbed a photographers camera, lifted it way over his head and then threw it to the ground as hard as he possibly could.
This was all caught on tape by the way - video tape, to be exact.
Blonde thingy Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden are being investigated by police for an alleged hit and run, according to The Sun. They are accused of driving over photographer Glen Gurniak’s foot as they left a club in Los Angeles Thursday. Gurniak was left grounded, squealing in pain, as if he were nothing more than a piece of disposable paparazzi trash. However, he soon got up to file a police report against them with the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department. Spokesman Steve Witmore said: "The incident is currently under investigation."
History exists to teach us one thing and one thing alone - you don't talk to Bjork after she's just got off a plane.
12 years after pounding a Thai news reporter in an airport just for having the temerity to welcome her to the country, it looks like Bjork is at it again. A photographer from New Zealand is claiming that Bjork attacked him after she landed at Auckland airport on Friday, destroying his T-shirt.
Subsequently, passengers have been advised to stay away from all airports during the year 2020 regardless, unless they're carrying mace, a taser or some kind of pixie-battering truncheon.
If Pierce Brosnan ever punched you in the chest, chances are you'd feel a small amount of emotional pain - as you would if you were beaten up by any old man who looks like he smells of treated leather and Old Spice.
But enough emotional pain to sue Pierce Brosnan? Photographer Robert Rosen seems to think so. Following a bewilderingly petty shoving match in a Los Angeles car park in October that variously included a rib-punch, a stomach-kick and the immortal line "Why don't you get a real fucking job?" Robert Rosen is now suing Pierce Brosnan for 'severe physical and emotional pain and injuries'. Needless to say, there'd have been a lot less emotional pain if Robert Rosen was beaten up in a car park by Daniel Craig, but Pierce Brosnan? Christ, that's so 1998.
If only James Bond was based on the life of Pierce Brosnan, things would be so much better - Tomorrow Never Dies might have included a scene where 007 rolled round a car park trying to punch a photographer in the ribs and swearing a lot.
Because, if you haven't already guessed, that's what Pierce Brosnan has been accused of doing. Malibu police are apparently investigating claims that Pierce Brosnan attacked a paparazzi photographer outside a Los Angeles restaurant on Friday after telling him to "fuck off" and "get a real fucking job." Reports that Daniel Craig plans to beat up exactly the same photographer next week in a grittier and more slightly convincing way - using less invisible cars and sky lasers - are still totally unfounded.
