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Whether it's by singing about kissing girls or by slightly looking a bit like a man, Katy Perry has never shied away from controversy. And because of this affinity for controversy, Katy Perry is currently getting the hiding of her life. A couple of days ago The Sun published a photo of Katy Perry posing with a knife accompanied by a headline similar to but not exactly 'BURN THE WITCH FOR SHE KNOWES MAGICK!' and now all hell has broken loose. So, with the sound of tabloid disapproval ringing in her ears, Katy Perry has released a statement saying that she is 'against all violence'. Problem solved. Now The Sun can get back to the real threat to the nation's youth - all those pictures of Katy Perry wearing 1940s swimsuits. Seriously, if we start seeing girls dressed as WWII cheesecake models in the street, we're going to form a mob and burn Katy's house down.
It's nothing new for Jeremy Clarkson to make children cry - in fact parents often use images of Clarkson's hair and wardrobe choices to scare their children into paying attention at school. But one lucky child claims that Jeremy Clarkson recently made him cry for a whole new reason. Specifically because Jeremy Clarkson screamed "I will hunt you down and rip your fucking head off," at him. And all because the boy took a photo of Jeremy Clarkson asleep on a beach. Why did Jeremy Clarkson overreact so furiously to a sleeping picture? Was it because he's an avowed defender of human rights and privacy laws, or was it because he's a drooler? He's a drooler, isn't he. He certainly looks like one.
Ask anyone which band they'd most like to see reunite and they'll probably say The Beatles - but if you drug their water or concuss them a bit there's a chance they'd say New Kids On The Block.
And if that's the case then their dreams have been answered, because New Kids On The Block are back!
After a few months of sly non-commitment, New Kids On The Block are expected to officially announce their reunion on Friday's Today show. And, as an appetite-whetter, New Kids On The Block have released the first group photo of the reunion. At least that's what we think it is - it could just be a page ripped out of Middle-Aged Weekend Father At A Court Appearance magazine that someone published as a belated April Fool joke. Who knows?
While still apparently pursuing gender reassignment surgery, T4’s Alexa Chung has taken time out to throw a girlie strop during a recent photo call. Nobody likes moany Alexa anymore - New Look and Peacocks won’t send her a thing.
Anyone who has seen Channel Four’s youth slot T4 over the past year (and that includes anyone who bothers to get up before twelve on a weekend) will be aware of Alexa Chung. She adopts the presenting style of a drunk student teacher and reads every sentence like a ventriloquist (presumably that would make occasional meathead co-presenter Rick Edwards her dummy).
Madonna is a complicated woman. In fact - some might say she's a whole bunch of women stuffed together under one great big cone-shaped bra.
There's the rock star Madonna that puts out movies about gay men tonguing empty bottles of coke, and there's the globally-conscious Madonna that probably reduces green house emissions by reading with only natural light, or by the light emitted from burning servants.
Then there's rural Madonna - all she wants to do is raise animals on a farm somewhere in England. Problem is rural Madonna seems to have been quite intertwined with eccentric fashion designer Madonna, because she's recently changed the colours of several animals she's raising to look like a ROY G BIV diagram, and animal rights folk are up in arms.
