Articles tagged with: phone
Buy Some Madonna Recordings That Are Possibly Worse Than Her Albums
Good news if you're the kind of person who still likes Madonna! Somebody's now selling a 4" x 6" square of her skin stretched over a small wooden frame. We've heard there are several moles vaguely formed in the shape of the big dipper, and if you follow the image, navigationally speaking, you'll eventually wind up in the Americas. We've also heard it originally came detached in the teeth of a rabid goat seven hours into a Kabbalah desert-tent ceremony. That, or bunches of faxed love notes and boring telephone messages she delivered years ago are going up for auction.
Good news if you're the kind of person who still likes Madonna! Somebody's now selling a 4" x 6" square of her skin stretched over a small wooden frame. We've heard there are several moles vaguely formed in the shape of the big dipper, and if you follow the image, navigationally speaking, you'll eventually wind up in the Americas. We've also heard it originally came detached in the teeth of a rabid goat seven hours into a Kabbalah desert-tent ceremony. That, or bunches of faxed love notes and boring telephone messages she delivered years ago are going up for auction.
Foxy Brown Sorry For That Old Phone-Bludgeoning Thing
Jail has changed Foxy Brown, that's for sure. In the past, if anybody had been stupid enough to accuse Foxy Brown of any wrongdoing, they'd have to spend a week afterwards trying to pull their kneecaps out of their nostrils with a set of blood-splattered pliers. But not any more. Now that she's out of jail, Foxy Brown got to go to court to face charges over that time she punched her neighbour's head in with a Blackberry. And rather than lie and gripe her way straight back to jail, Foxy Brown unusually pleaded guilty and apologised. So it finally looks as if Foxy Brown has learnt her lesson. That's rubbish, what are we supposed to write about now?
Jail has changed Foxy Brown, that's for sure. In the past, if anybody had been stupid enough to accuse Foxy Brown of any wrongdoing, they'd have to spend a week afterwards trying to pull their kneecaps out of their nostrils with a set of blood-splattered pliers. But not any more. Now that she's out of jail, Foxy Brown got to go to court to face charges over that time she punched her neighbour's head in with a Blackberry. And rather than lie and gripe her way straight back to jail, Foxy Brown unusually pleaded guilty and apologised. So it finally looks as if Foxy Brown has learnt her lesson. That's rubbish, what are we supposed to write about now?
Timbaland Does Something To Do With Phones
Timbaland’s quest to single-handedly dumb down the music industry to levels not seen since Rick Astley and Wham were raping the airwaves gathered more momentum today as he announced plans to produce the first album to be released via mobile phone download only.
Timbaland’s quest to single-handedly dumb down the music industry to levels not seen since Rick Astley and Wham were raping the airwaves gathered more momentum today as he announced plans to produce the first album to be released via mobile phone download only. He will produce one song per month for mobile company Verizon during 2008, working with a different artist each time as he travels around the US in the Verizon Mobile Recording Studio Bus, exclusively available to all subscribers of their mobile entertainment service V Cast.
The good news is that Verizon is an American company, meaning the UK may have a Timbaland-free 2008!
