Another week, another loosely adhered to theme for Dancing on Ice. This week the theme was “Pop”, although really it should’ve been “Katarina Disagrees”. But that wouldn’t have fitted in so well with One Direction’s appearance, so pop it was.
Some teenage boys with suits and sideways hair weren’t going to stop Katarina, though. She has monumental cleavage AND Olympic medals. Nothing’s getting in her way.
Not even fellow Olympian Chemmy Alcott, who Katarina infamously called “big” a few weeks back, before begging her not to ever do any lifts ever again. Chemmy wasn’t having any of it though, and decided to do a handstand on her partner’s leg. Queen Katarina tried to pretend that she only wanted to keep Chemmy safe for the next Olympics. Nobody believed her.
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We’ve finally reached the end of our interminable search to find Fern Britton’s replacement on This Morning.
What does that mean? It means that in a few weeks’ time, one of the contenders who we’ve profiled will definitely become the new host of This Morning. Unless someone else does. Or Philip Schofield decides to go it alone. Or the entire ITV building topples over and falls into the river. Either way, it won’t affect your life in the slightest so it doesn’t really matter.
Here, then, is the This Morning rundown for Davina McCall…
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Here we are again, churning out possible This Morning replacements for Fern Britton like our lives depended on it. Which they don’t.
Don’t worry, though. This won’t last forever. This time next week, in fact, we’ll be bombarding you with Big Brother profiles and rundowns. And that’s better, isn’t it? Or worse. But definitely one of those two things. Unless it’s exactly the same. Let’s face it, it’ll be exactly the same.
Anyway, will Emma Forbes be the new This Morning host? Let’s jolly well find out, shall we?
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Look, OK, we KNOW. We know our organisational skills are bad. We thought Big Brother started this week. It doesn’t.
Big Brother starts next week. And that’s left us with a gap to fill each morning. So, like anyone with any common sense would, we’ve decided to dedicate these next few 10am slots to discovering who’ll replace Fern Britton as the female host of This Morning. Try not to get too excited.
Anyway, we’re kicking things off with Kerry Katona, so that’s something at least…
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In the latest of our seemingly endless supply of celebrities on Twitter, this week we focus on TV ‘personalities’.
Yes, as if dominating our television sets was not enough for some actors and presenters – you can now read their private thoughts on Twitter.
So what earth-shattering insights have we discovered about the inhabitants of TV land? Now, we realise this is rather a sweeping statement – but from what we can tell, TV stars spend half of their time eating and the other half talking about it.
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