Phil Spector, you’ve let us down. Worse, you’ve let yourself down. For years we’ve been calling you the guy with the crazy hair.

But look at this new mugshot, Phil Spector. You’re bald. The top of your head is completely bald. So what can we call you now? The guy with the mad boggly eyes and the conviction for shooting a woman in the face at close range with a handgun? Hardly rolls off the tongue.

Fine, we’ll go with that. But you’d better not be faking your murderous resentment of females too, Phil Spector, or we’ll be sorely peeved.