Articles tagged with: Phil Bronstein
Sharon Stone Loses Her Kid (No, Not Up Her Giant Mudflaps)
We always thought that Sharon Stone would be a good mother, particularly because she'd always be getting her vag out to remind you where you're from. But maybe Sharon Stone isn't such a fantastic mother after all, because it turns out that she's lost physical custody of her eight-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. That's upsetting. Not for Sharon Stone - she's old enough to cope with this - but for her son. After all, this means he'll never get to experience the unique form of schoolyard bullying that comes from having your naked 50-year-old mother who happens to be an intense figure of hatred to the entire Chinese community drop you off at school every morning. That poor boy. That poor poor boy.
We always thought that Sharon Stone would be a good mother, particularly because she'd always be getting her vag out to remind you where you're from. But maybe Sharon Stone isn't such a fantastic mother after all, because it turns out that she's lost physical custody of her eight-year-old son Roan to her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. That's upsetting. Not for Sharon Stone - she's old enough to cope with this - but for her son. After all, this means he'll never get to experience the unique form of schoolyard bullying that comes from having your naked 50-year-old mother who happens to be an intense figure of hatred to the entire Chinese community drop you off at school every morning. That poor boy. That poor poor boy.
