Coyotes Eat Paris Hilton’s Salty Lap-Dogs
The southern California coyote population seems to be working itself well-away from the brink of extinction. This is good news, as just three months ago they'd been diminished by the encroachment of man to a population of one. It lived in a multi-level parking garage just off Sunset Blvd.
Luckily for devoted coyote enthusiasts everywhere,
Sasha (that's was the one coyote's name. His mother was from Russia) saw the direness of his predicament, and vowed to increase his people's population through improved diet, and a mass fertilisation of everything he ever came across.
That improved diet, by the way, included celebrity lap dogs - like the ones recently eaten right out of
Paris Hilton's backyard.
Everybody Is Wrong – Cats
It’s fair to say that we are a planet of animal lovers and different nations have their own unique way of looking after various creatures.
In western civilisation, we often raise various animals from birth and look after them until they make that sad final visit to the vet or to the toilet to be flushed away.
Other countries in the Far East also have a love for our cuddly domestic pets. The slight difference here being that they prefer to serve them up on a bed of crunchy rocket salad drizzled in sweet and sour sauce.