Ali Lohan Destroys the Internet by Accident, Using the Power of Porn Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.