Articles tagged with: Peter Cook
Christie Brinkley has got divorced so many times that you'd expect her to see them through with the grim dead-eyed precision of an abattoir worker taking out livestock.
Shows what we know, huh? In fact, Christie Brinkley has turned up at the courthouse on the first day of her divorce trial looking so weepy and emotionally frazzled that we were half expecting her to literally tear her own heart out of her chest as a graphic demonstration of what her cheating husband did to her.
Christie Brinkley was so upset, she says, because she really didn't want her divorce to reach a courtroom. We can see her point - it must be galling to have to go through a painful experience like a divorce in public. Especially when, like Christie Brinkley, you're the one who doggedly stipulated that the trial had to be conducted in public in the first place. We're welling up just thinking about it.
The Christie Brinkley divorce has been such a long time coming that we were starting to think there had been an amicable settlement or something equally horrific.
Thankfully, though, there hasn't - and next week Christie Brinkley's soon-to-be ex-husband Peter Cook will find out that revenge is a dish best served cold. In public. That gets as legally close to indelibly branding 'I cheated on my wealthy former supermodel wife with a girl I met in a toystore' across his big stupid head as possible.
And what's more, the toystore girl in question - Diana Bianchi - is ready to truthfully testify if she's called to the divorce court. But only if she's called at certain times of the day - you won't get a peep out of her if the testimony clashes with Teletubbies.
Divorce is a painfully-personal process that often comes with embarrassment and shame.
hecklerspray's been through it like 4 times. In the first one our wives got the house, in the second one they got the cat and in the third they took the children.
The fourth time through it the wives got the first-wives' house, and the other-wives' cat and children. That fourth time everything really ended great for us.
Christie Brinkley is going through these pains right now. Granted maybe she's good at it by now - and her intimate knowledge of the process could be why she knows a very public proceeding could work in her favor this time around. Her hubby though, he wants everything very private.
It seems he doesn't want anyone to know about him banging that 18 year old toy-shop worker in the oversized Barbie-Doll house. We made up the Barbie-House bit.
