The world is full of failed plans. Like when the Spice Girls reunited, had a fight and then thankfully faded back into the dark corner that they came from.

Now, someone from the education board has decided that Pete Doherty – yes Pete Doherty – should give a lecture on life and love.

We really don't know what to say. Is this going to be a lesson to help students negotiate a good deal for a heroin wrap? It's pretty much like asking a Catholic priest to take a music lesson so he can make them sing like angels with his special instrument.