Most people generally avoid dog shows because they’re attended exclusively by red-faced spinsters in wax jackets.
But just to make really sure, PETA has decided to go out of its way to put people off the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show by hanging around outside in full Ku Klux Klan garb – a stunt that’s still 18 times less offensive than when Sadie Frost got two centimetres of bumcrack out for them.
Why is a celebrity gossip website telling you about this? Because, if you think about it, dogs are like fluffy little celebrities, aren’t they? Also, bum-all else has happened today.
