It could be said that on average Paris Hilton buys three puppies, two kittens and half a baby elephant every single weekend.
It’s because of her tremendous love for animals. She feel compassion for them, she feel empathy, and also she likes to pose with them on the red carpet because they make everything ‘cuter.’ Except for the half-elephant.
It’s at least the front half, but when she slings it over her shoulder it’s severed insides just kind of dangle in the back. Nothing cute about that.
In her defense though, the little tiny tusks are quite endearing.
Whether or not the preceding sentences even hold a spec of truth is irrelevant right now – it’s irrelevant because right now we just want to tell you about the pet store Hilton stopped in to grab a dog, and they told her to keep on walking.
