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Lady GaGa Nearly Gets Off With Glassy Eyed Britney Spears While In Drag

by Mof Gimmers

Do you know who Jo Calderone is? No. Well it’s Lady Gaga in men’s underpants. Okay? And when GaGa dons some skiddy briefs, drops the ‘s’ from ‘she’, all kinds of mischief can be had, including trying to molest Britney Spears who still has the look of a mental ward about her. Great scenes, especially [...]

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Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies. And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories. That’s right [...]

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Lady GaGa Becomes Moving Meat Target For Sharks

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is learning to surf. Ain’t that great? She’s learning to surf in Mexico’s Puerto Vallarta, which must be a lovely way to spend your time. Don’t bother with all that Promoting Your New Single lark. Just take your bushy bushy blonde hairdo to the beach and go surfin’. The best news is that [...]

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Decoded: Lady GaGa’s Warning In ‘You And I’ That You Should Never Mix Ice Cream With Fish

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!” This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no [...]

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Justin Bieber Now Avaliable To Lick At Your Own Pleasure

by Matthew Laidlow

It’s hard to know when you’ve achieved ultimate glory. For football players, gracing the cover of computer games is enough to know they’ve reached the dizzy heights of fame, though the modern player will argue that having a kiss and tell story whored out to the press is the current recognition of stardom. But what [...]

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Britney Spears Is A Stinking, Dirty, Farting, Wretched Human Says Coward

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Britney Spears bending over whilst sporting nothing but a short nightie, showing her meat to a security guard? Remember? She also sent him naked pictures of herself? Honestly. A security guard who worked for her said it, so it must be true. That’s because, as Kevin Costner showed us, security guards are just about [...]

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Bette Midler Wants To Punch Lady GaGa Right On The Fishy Wheelchair

by Mof Gimmers

Most of you resent having anything to do with popular culture, preferring to ferret yourselves away next to your pointless collection of Korean horror films and albums made by bearded pricks with acoustic guitars. This means you will have invariably missed the gigantic outrage caused by Lady GaGa’s mocking the afflicted. Afflicted with what? Afflicted [...]

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Justin Bieber’s “Someday” Gives His Beliebers False Hope

by Matthew Laidlow

Over at the hecklerspray bedsit, we’ve been getting a little bit worried about our favourite singing foetus, Justin Bieber. We genuinely thought that the little runt had burnt himself out after constant album promotion, touring and trying to work out how Selena Gomez’s vagina works. Apparently not though: Justin has still found the time to [...]

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Lady GaGa Isn’t Exploiting Gays, Rather, Setting Up An Army To Take Over The World

by Mof Gimmers

Stand up for the gays and you get accused of being a gay yourself. That’s the law of the schoolyard. However, when you’re massively famous and acknowledge that you don’t mind which gender you have sex with, the catcalls need to be shifted slightly. So, in the instance that accusing Lady GaGa of being a [...]

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Lady GaGa Accused Of Stealing From The Corpses Of Japan

by Mof Gimmers

Lady Gaga has been praised for raising awareness for relief efforts in sorting Japan out after the dreadful tsunami that struck the country down. However, like the world’s most weirdly dressed graverobber, she’s been accused of pocketing a load of money that should’ve gone to blighted country. Less Bad Romance and more bad finance. Sorry. [...]

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