And now for a sequel to a game we really wanted to like but were hopeless at thanks to our disgusting lack of spacial logic. It’s Perfect Balance: New Trials!

Perfect Balance: New Trials is the same as the old Perfect Balance – you have some shapes and you must balance them all on a series of other shapes – but that doesn’t stop it being completely alien to us. As is traditional with Perfect Balance online games, we can’t even get passed the second level. We’re hopeless at it. Commence mockery.

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If you’re a fan of online games that involve running around shooting people in the face, you’re not going to like Perfect Balance.

But if you like online games that instantly give you stress baldness and laryngitis from screaming “Oh you son of a BITCH!” again and again at your computer screen, then you’re going to love Perfect Balance. Because in Perfect Balance you have to balance things. Perfectly. And we can’t bloody get past level two.

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