Perez Hilton is right. Violence is not the answer. Endless blubbery internet videos are the answer.
No? They’re not the answer either? OK then, what about furious stroppy little lawsuits against people who manage rubbish bands? Are they the answer? They are? Hooray, because Perez Hilton has just sued the Black Eyed Peas road manager who apparently punched him this weekend.
Actually, we shouldn’t mock. This is a big step for Perez Hilton – he actually filed the lawsuit himself instead of going onto Twitter and asking everyone to do it for him. Well done Perez Hilton! You’ll be a real boy one day!
Let’s quickly clear that headline up. Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am are having a squabble, and we think we might die of boredom.
