We’re continuing our special four-day-week political betting odds extravaganza with part two of our Pennsylvania primary betting odds.

If you’re wondering why we’re looking at the betting odds of a political contest of a country we don’t live in based in a state we’ll probably never visit between two people who both basically have the same set of policies and are arguing with each other out of a petty need for power, then the answer is easy. It’s because Dancing On Ice finished a couple of days ago. Important stuff, you’ll agree.

Who’ll win the Democratic Pennsylvania primary? Here are the Pennsylvania primary betting odds for Hillary Clinton, with help from Paddy Power…

Hillary Clinton – Hillary Clinton needs Pennsylvania. Oh, she needs it so bad. In fact, you could pretty much remake the movie Trainspotting with Hillary Clinton playing Ewan McGregor and Pennsylvania playing all the heroin – that’s how much she needs it. And the good news is that Hillary Clinton does look set to win the Pennsylvania primary, which means she’ll get to fall through the carpet and experience hallucinations of Dale Winton presenting nightmarish gameshows about AIDS – the dream she’s always dreamed of. We’ve tried to discover why Hillary Clinton is the favourite to win Pennsylvania, but we can’t get any further than because it’s quite a big state. And, for some weird reason, Hillary Clinton always wins the big states. We think this is because a sort of mob hysteria ignites in the big states when Hillary’s in town and everyone votes for her because they wrongly assume that when she gets to a position of power she’ll show everyone what her nipples look like. It’s actually quite a common occurrence – it’s why Abi Titmuss was on the telly all the time a few years ago. Anyway, long story short, Hillary Clinton’s going to win Pennsylvania. Current Pennsylvania Primary betting odds – 1/4

Tomorrow: Can the Democrats win the general election? We decide! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Pennsylvania primary betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.

Now that Dancing On Ice is over, we’ve had to look elsewhere to bring you your daily batch of betting odds.

And the sad truth is that there’s nothing quite as exciting or dramatic around. So, since minor celebrities performing shaky rudimentary ice skating moves are out, you’re just going to have to make do with the race to become the next leader of the free world. This week we’re focusing on the US general election, and we’re starting with the outcome of next month’s Pennsylvania Democratic primary. It’s basically the same as Dancing On Ice, but there’s less chance of seeing Holly Willoughby‘s boob fall out.

So who’ll win the Pennsylvania Democratic primary? Here are the Pennsylvania primary betting odds for Barack Obama, with help from Paddy Power…

Barack Obama – Although he’s ahead in the delegate count at the moment, the Pennsylvania primary is still incredibly important to Barack Obama because a strong win would put pressure on the superdelegates at the Democratic convention to obey the common vote above any previous pledged allegiances. Or something. Look, we don’t know – last month we wrote about 15 stories about the shape of Lindsay Lohan‘s tits, for God’s sake. Anyway, Pennsylvania is a large state – and Obama hasn’t really won any of those convincingly yet – plus the population of its largely conservative suburban areas are more traditionally Clinton voters. Most importantly, though, don’t forget that everyone in Pennsylvania is a massive racist. Honestly. Completely racist, the lot of them. If Barack Obama was running against a giant walking pig vagina that wanted to enslave the world in a macabre button factory, they’d all vote for the vagina. All of them. Which isn’t particularly great news for Barack Obama, we’ll admit. Current Pennsylvania primary betting odds – 5/2

Tomorrow: The same thing, but for Hillary Clinton. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Pennsylvania primary betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.