Articles tagged with: Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz Gets Engaged! Care About This, Please!
Good news - Penelope Cruz has got engaged to her Vicky Cristina Barcelona co-star. Bad news - it's not Scarlett Johansson. But we'll let you imagine that for a moment anyway. Perverts. Anyway, it turns out that in actual fact Penelope Cruz has got engaged to Javier Bardem, even though two months ago she was busy telling magazines that she'd never get married. But congratulations to Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem anyway. They've both got so much in common - they're both Spanish, for starters, and they've both had sex with Scarlett Johansson in a movie. Christ, why can't we leave that alone?
Good news - Penelope Cruz has got engaged to her Vicky Cristina Barcelona co-star. Bad news - it's not Scarlett Johansson. But we'll let you imagine that for a moment anyway. Perverts. Anyway, it turns out that in actual fact Penelope Cruz has got engaged to Javier Bardem, even though two months ago she was busy telling magazines that she'd never get married. But congratulations to Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem anyway. They've both got so much in common - they're both Spanish, for starters, and they've both had sex with Scarlett Johansson in a movie. Christ, why can't we leave that alone?
Watch The NINE Trailer! Be Italian!
Director Guido Contini lives a life defined by glamour, excess and the attention of a thousand beautiful women... In this Hollywood remake of the Broadway musical Nine, you'll wonder how the Italian, played by Daniel Day Lewis, doesn't wake up castrated... hell hath no fury, after all. Set in Venice circa 1960, the award winning musical throws you into Contini's chaotic world: after his 40th birthday, the film director thinks it's all downhill. He has a midlife crisis and suffers from a creative blank while the women around him - Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz (to mention just a few) - dance scantily clad to the music of his demise.
Director Guido Contini lives a life defined by glamour, excess and the attention of a thousand beautiful women... In this Hollywood remake of the Broadway musical Nine, you'll wonder how the Italian, played by Daniel Day Lewis, doesn't wake up castrated... hell hath no fury, after all. Set in Venice circa 1960, the award winning musical throws you into Contini's chaotic world: after his 40th birthday, the film director thinks it's all downhill. He has a midlife crisis and suffers from a creative blank while the women around him - Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson and Penelope Cruz (to mention just a few) - dance scantily clad to the music of his demise.
Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Kiss With Penelope Cruz Update: it’s ‘Not Sexy’ (it is, They’re Lying)
When Scarlett Johansson tells you something isn't sexy, we wouldn't hold it against you if you believed her. She's a style icon, a Hollywood megastar and a thoroughly beautiful girl. But when the 'not sexy' thing she's talking about is getting off with another one of the most visually pleasing women in the movie business - Penelope Cruz - then, well, we wouldn't hold it against you if you went and told Scarlett she was talking a great big pile of crud. The kiss they shared wasn't a subtle ploy to distract everyone in the world from the fact that all the Hollywood types seem to be getting struck down with one illness or another. No, it's just a part of that new Woody Allen film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which is clearly going to be a great big bag of balls. Aside from the scene in question, of course.
When Scarlett Johansson tells you something isn't sexy, we wouldn't hold it against you if you believed her. She's a style icon, a Hollywood megastar and a thoroughly beautiful girl. But when the 'not sexy' thing she's talking about is getting off with another one of the most visually pleasing women in the movie business - Penelope Cruz - then, well, we wouldn't hold it against you if you went and told Scarlett she was talking a great big pile of crud. The kiss they shared wasn't a subtle ploy to distract everyone in the world from the fact that all the Hollywood types seem to be getting struck down with one illness or another. No, it's just a part of that new Woody Allen film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which is clearly going to be a great big bag of balls. Aside from the scene in question, of course.
Scarlett Johansson’s Lesbian Kiss With Penelope Cruz Latest: Cannes Loves It
A homosexual moment between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest movie is the talk of the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Three cheers for Woody Allen and his much maligned interest in younger women! The news should finally shut up all the player-haters out there - you know who you are! The ones of you who thought it ‘weird’ for a man to show a sexual interest in his own adopted daughter. Well you can now jump off your high horses because, like World War 2 before, the ends always justify the means and the sight of Scarlett and Penelope lezzin' off is no doubt a joyful scene.
A homosexual moment between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest movie is the talk of the 61st Cannes Film Festival. Three cheers for Woody Allen and his much maligned interest in younger women! The news should finally shut up all the player-haters out there - you know who you are! The ones of you who thought it ‘weird’ for a man to show a sexual interest in his own adopted daughter. Well you can now jump off your high horses because, like World War 2 before, the ends always justify the means and the sight of Scarlett and Penelope lezzin' off is no doubt a joyful scene.
Video: Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz Tonguing Each Other
Hey everyone, Woody Allen's got a new movie coming out! Wait, where are you going? Come back! Look, we know that most people would rather remove their bellend with the rough side of a cheesegrater than actually watch a Woody Allen film these days, primarily because they're all uniformly rubbish, but this one - entitled Vicky Cristina Barcelona - is different. OK, it's probably not that different at all really - we're willing to bet it'll be as painfully rubbish to watch as anything else Woody Allen has released in the last 20 years - but in this one Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a bit of a kiss. We've got the video after the jump, effectively saving you the price of a cinema ticket. We're good to you, no?
Hey everyone, Woody Allen's got a new movie coming out! Wait, where are you going? Come back! Look, we know that most people would rather remove their bellend with the rough side of a cheesegrater than actually watch a Woody Allen film these days, primarily because they're all uniformly rubbish, but this one - entitled Vicky Cristina Barcelona - is different. OK, it's probably not that different at all really - we're willing to bet it'll be as painfully rubbish to watch as anything else Woody Allen has released in the last 20 years - but in this one Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz have a bit of a kiss. We've got the video after the jump, effectively saving you the price of a cinema ticket. We're good to you, no?
