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David Blaine Idiot Update: He Won’t Pee On Himself For You
We take back everything we ever said about David Blaine - staying upside down for 60 hours is an incredible feat of endurance. At least we presume it is. And David Blaine probably presumes the same thing, too, because it's not like he'd know what being upside down for 60 hours is actually like or anything. You see, it's emerged that David Blaine actually gives himself two 10-minute breaks every hour where he can drop to the ground and have a bit of a rest. Why? Because - and this is true - David Blaine finds weeing upside down slightly uncomfortable. Still, never one to bow to his detractors, David Blaine will end his stunt tonight and immediately begin training for his next stunning feat of endurance. We hear it involves him spending 45 minutes in a luxury hotel suite being fed peeled grapes by a cluster of top supermodels while Angelina Jolie occasionally dabs single beads of sweat from his brow with a tuft of unicorn fur. Truly, that man is a machine.
We take back everything we ever said about David Blaine - staying upside down for 60 hours is an incredible feat of endurance. At least we presume it is. And David Blaine probably presumes the same thing, too, because it's not like he'd know what being upside down for 60 hours is actually like or anything. You see, it's emerged that David Blaine actually gives himself two 10-minute breaks every hour where he can drop to the ground and have a bit of a rest. Why? Because - and this is true - David Blaine finds weeing upside down slightly uncomfortable. Still, never one to bow to his detractors, David Blaine will end his stunt tonight and immediately begin training for his next stunning feat of endurance. We hear it involves him spending 45 minutes in a luxury hotel suite being fed peeled grapes by a cluster of top supermodels while Angelina Jolie occasionally dabs single beads of sweat from his brow with a tuft of unicorn fur. Truly, that man is a machine.
