Articles tagged with: Peaches Geldof
Peaches and Cream Geldof is looking a likely suspect to be the latest in an unfathomably long line of celebrities who are becoming Scientologists. The 20-year-old, um, well whatever it is she does, has been spotted hanging out, in the Hollywood Scientology Celebrity centre. The delicious Peaches took two seconds from licking her own arm to look deep within her wallet and ponder the mysteries of the universe. (Though watching a 2000-and-late episode of South Park could achieve much the same thing.)
The Geldofs are like ants in some respects. They always seem to be floating around despite no-one really wanting them there. Ants scurry around and get in your food on a summer day. Whilst we wouldn’t out it past Bob Geldof to steal your sandwiches and give them to the starving, he is an annoying twat. Just like ants. Bob Geldof can’t quite get over the fact he failed in his mission to get a McDonalds in every African country. They’ve had to deal with Burger King instead. But hey, he’s trying to do the world some good. Unlike his daughters Peaches and Pixie who use the Geldof name in vain to try and make us think they are vaguely important.
One of Bob Geldof's daughters has ended her marriage to a terrifyingly unknown musicman. Oh yeah, also recession, war, yaddayaddayadda. You know, it seems like only a decade ago that we were celebrating the marriage of Peaches Geldof and Max Somethingorother, a couple who - what? Six months? It just seems like a decade because they have provided an endless, soul-bleeding series of tediously studied photo-ops and stories detailing their inane and rather saddening lives in a way a little bit like six-year-olds attempting at being real adults? We want our toaster back.
Peaches Geldof has been filmed handing over money to a pair of notorious drug dealers and is to be investigated by the police. Nineteen-year-old Peaches was secretly filmed offering Jonny Blagrove and Cara Burton £140 in return for some unspecified goods. Then Blagrove, ‘dealer to the stars’, tells Peaches what she wants will actually cost her £190. The extra £50 quid doesn’t deter Peaches, she is after all the daughter of modern day Jesus, Bob Geldof, and it’s good to see the royalties from I don’t like Mondays aren’t going to waste. Peaches is then reportedly recorded saying: I'm going to need Valium tomorrow after this.
Hecklerspray's Matthew Laidlow recently applied for a job at a magazine, not knowing that it was to be edited by Peaches Geldof as part of an MTV reality TV show. The following is a true story...
Firstly, let's be clear - nobody told me that I was going going for a job on a reality TV show or that Peaches Geldof was going to be the editor. Both these factors would have put me off straight away.
So here is my story of how I almost worked with the stupidly-named celebrity wannabe Peaches Geldof.
Hecklerspray has never been a fan of live gigs. They're always full of those things we hate. You know what we mean, right? They're all over the place wherever you look. What are they called again? Oh - that's it. People.
We're sometimes a bit more tolerant, however. If we're out to see a band or performer we have genuine admiration and respect for, then we're nothing but a bundle of joy and happiness all night long. Bearing that rule in mind, it's probably a good thing that we were nowhere near The Hospital bar in Covent Garden on Tuesday night, as an event took place that would have seen us embark on a rage-filled, blood-splattered frenzy of which that man with the big gun from Predator would have been proud.
Peaches Geldof played a gig.
