Articles tagged with: Peace
Paris Hilton To Stop All Wars By Herself
Sometimes it’s obvious to find a solution for a problem that has been bugging you for ages. Sick of getting a nasty shock all over your body? Removing your fingers from the plug socket will always be a solution to stop that problem. One eternal issue that has plagued the world for centuries has been war. People have been shoving sticks in to each other, burning down castles and dropping bombs on rival countries. It doesn’t look set to stop any time soon as Batman, The Pope and Bono can’t find a solution. But one dizzy American can. Not Hilary Clinton, but another called Paris Hilton.
Sometimes it’s obvious to find a solution for a problem that has been bugging you for ages. Sick of getting a nasty shock all over your body? Removing your fingers from the plug socket will always be a solution to stop that problem. One eternal issue that has plagued the world for centuries has been war. People have been shoving sticks in to each other, burning down castles and dropping bombs on rival countries. It doesn’t look set to stop any time soon as Batman, The Pope and Bono can’t find a solution. But one dizzy American can. Not Hilary Clinton, but another called Paris Hilton.
George Clooney To Bring Peace On Earth For UN
You have to feel sorry for the UN, always failing to get everyone to live together in peace - but George Clooney's here to fix that.
George Clooney has just been named as the UN's latest 'messenger of peace', where he's pledged in particular to use his fame to highlight the humanitarian snafu in Darfur. But why George Clooney?
It's obvious - George Clooney will be a good UN messenger of peace because he was once in a film called The Peacemaker, something that stands him in good stead to also become a UN messenger for slick Las Vegas heists and a UN messenger for rubber-nippled superheroes.
