Eurovision betting odds. Hup!

The Eurovision Song Contest is almost upon us. have you placed a Eurovision bet yet? Now’s the time to do it, beause these odds are only going to get shorter the closer we get to the actual contest. The risk is high, but the rewards are great. And if you’ve managed to read all these betting odds so far, you deserve some kind of financial reward, don’t you.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Romania, with help from Paddy Power…

Romania (pop. 22,355,551: a country in southeastern Europe) Nico & Vlad, Pe-o Margine De Lume

You may have noticed that Eurovision has been pretty heavy on the sexy girls this year. That’s OK for lonely old men, but what about lonely old women? Where are the Eurovision singers designed to get their pants all tingly, huh? Where are the handsome men in tuxedos with undone bowties around their neck playing piano and staring out to sea in a macho yet meaningful way? They’re in Romania, if Vlad here is any indication. He’s so dreamy, so it’s a shame that that bitch Nico elbows her way into the song halfway through and starts screeching. What a bitch! That should be us on a beach next to Vlad singing next to a load of clocks that have been placed there for no reason! Us! Anyway, we haven’t got a clue what Pe-o Margine De Lume is about, and we don’t care because it sounds all soppy and toothless and Vlad will never be ours, no matter what we do. Current Eurovision betting odds – 16/1

Next week: Russia! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.