PETA Wants To Literally Examine Sharon Stone’s Brain After China had an earthquake Sharon Stone ran about yelling things like "let's eat the surviving children," and "finally, I can wear underpants again! A seriously devastating Asian earthquake is all I've been waiting for! I'm not kidding! A gypsy once told me to leave it open down there until something like this happened! This is especially nice as it's been chilly lately!" Now keep in mind that quote is with many creative liberties on our part. Nonetheless - Stone rocked the Asian world with some comment that was so dull we've long since forgotten what it was. But PETA hasn't. No - PETA is still livid. Livid enough to fire off a letter to Stone several months after the fact offering to give her a free brain scan to see if that's why she's so indifferent to human life and....(wait for it)... the suffering of animals.

Britney Spears Gets To Pay K-Fed’s Bills, The Lucky Cow

Hey kids, don't bother trying hard at school; it turns out that the quickest way to financial success is to knock up a borderline-deluded superstar a couple of times - just ask Kevin Federline.

As we've told you every day since pretty much the dawn of man, Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are currently fighting for custody of their two children. If she didn't act so crazy, Britney would have been the obvious choice for custody because a) she's the mother, b) the father is Kevin Federline, a man who looks like he still needs to use children's safety scissors and c) she's loaded. Even though she does keep acting crazy, though, the last point still stands true. But if Britney Spears wanted to exploit that by riding the custody battle out until Kevin Federline runs out of money and gives up, she's in for a shock - Britney Spears has been ordered to pay for Kevin Federline's legal bills as well as her own.