All links suggested by hecklerspray’s Twitter followers, because we couldn’t be arsed to find any for once…

10 – Finally we understand what sheep are for. Unbelievable - Geekologie

9 - The fact alone that Dave Benson Phillips has a website is cool enough. The fact that it squelches is the cherry on the cake – Davebensonphillips

8 - A gay arts festival needs some writers and performers. They must have asked us because disgruntled illiterate Michael Jackson fans are apparently writers and performers now – Gfest

7 – Paxman Vs Sugar: who’d win? – Watch With Mothers

6 - Suggested by a reader who hates us and wants to further our terrifying Octopus phobia – Bofunk

5 - Bats in space: a true story – NASA

4 - Flying cars exist! The downside? They make truly horrible music – Boingboing

3 – TOM HANKS RAPPING! IS AMAZING! – Electricspectre

2 - Introducing MC KABBA G, the coolest rapping cabbage you will ever see – Welovevegetables

1 - If this exact scene had been in Seven Pounds, would it have done better? Yes…