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Paula Abdul Quits American Idol, Randy Now Officially Oddest Judge

by Stuart Heritage

That’s it. American Idol has lost its heart. Well, maybe not its heart – more like its atrophied cerebellum.

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American Idol: Simon Cowell Falls For Paula Abdul’s Self-Pity

by Stuart Heritage

Yesterday we said that Paula Abdul was probably going to leave American Idol. And she really was, too.

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Paula Abdul To Strop Off American Idol In A Boggle-Eyed Huff

by Stuart Heritage

As far as American Idol goes, Simon is the brain, Randy is the mouth and Kara is like the appendix or something.

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Simon Cowell’s Ex-Girlfriend Gets Choked, Somewhat Inexplicably

by Stuart Heritage

Great, American Idol’s over. We’re thrilled. No more talking about American Idol for another… what’s that?

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‘I Am Not A Drug Addict’ Garbles Paula Abdul

by Stuart Heritage

It made so much sense when Paula Abdul admitted her addiction to painkillers. The behaviour. The slurred speech.

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Paula Abdul: Opposites Attract (Her To A Buttload Of Painkillers)

by Stuart Heritage

Let’s say American Idol is a family. Who would Paula Abdul be? That’s right, she’d be your aggressive, incoherent, substance-addled mother.

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Paula Abdul Gets Borated By Bruno

by Shawn Lindseth

When Hecklerspray gets called into various places to accept awards and whatnot, we routinely do four things.

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American Idol: Adam Lambert Is A Good Swimmer Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Guess what happened on American Idol last night. Everyone sang songs. And Adam Lambert sang the best song. Shocking.

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Top 8 Bonkers Celebrities

by Josh Burt

Next time someone tells you that they’re a ‘little bit mad’, don’t greet the news with a cheerful honk and a quip about how you can be “bonkers” yourself sometimes. Call the cops, have them sectioned. It might seem harsh, but remember – there’s just one mood swing between a hilarious farting noise when you [...]

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American Idol Contestant Under Fire For Being Good At Singing

by Stuart Heritage

Joanna Pacitti’s life is like a fairy tale – a slightly crappy fairy tale with no magic that’s actually sort of boring.

But a fairy tale nonetheless. Joanna Pacitti starred on Broadway as a child, she’s sung songs for several terrible movies and she’s been romantically involved with one of the world’s least famous men. And now Joanna Pacitti is through to the next stage of American Idol.

And everyone hates her. Joanna Pacitti shouldn’t be on American Idol, they say, because she’s already a great singer. And we all know that American Idol is about terrible singers like Taylor Hicks.

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