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American Idol: Ellen DeGeneres Is No Victoria Beckham, Fortunately

by Stuart Heritage

Ellen DeGeneres made her American Idol debut last night, and she had some intimidatingly big shoes to fill.

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American Idol: Now Katy Perry Hates Kara DioGuardi Too

by Stuart Heritage

Poor Kara DioGuardi. All she wants is to sit around pointlessly on the American Idol judging panel saying nothing of interest.

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American Idol: Shania Twain Overdoes The HRT

by Stuart Heritage

These early stages of American Idol are never fun, are they? The bad singing. The pants on the ground.

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Ellen Degeneres Gets Paula Adul’s Idol Job, Practices Blathering

by Shawn Lindseth

Our favourite part of watching American Idol has always been crying under the couch with our fingers knuckle-deep in our ears anytime someone holding our remote control decides to check it out. Our least favourite part of watching the show has always been the aural bleeding. Admittedly that’s probably because our un-filed fingers had just been jammed in [...]

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Paula Abdul To Host Some Show You’ll Never Watch

by Stuart Heritage

We knew it was a good idea for Paula Abdul to leave American Idol. The big time is hers for the taking now!

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Paula Abdul: The Crashingly Inescapable American Idol Comeback

by Stuart Heritage

Paula Abdul’s bad decisions have included singing with a cartoon cat, marrying Emilio Estevez and speaking in public.

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Everyone Wants Paula Abdul To Babble & Slur For Them

by Stuart Heritage

Paula Abdul has always been a free agent – you can’t constrain her with things like rules or basic human logic.

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American Idol: Victoria Beckham Is The New Paula Abdul, Upsettingly

by Stuart Heritage

Replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol will be tricky – producers need to find someone vivacious, warm and emotional.

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Paula Abdul: Just A Great Big Stupid Publicity Stunt?

by Stuart Heritage

You probably felt a surge of conflicting emotions when Paula Abdul revealed that she was leaving American Idol.

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Paula Abdul Quits American Idol, Randy Now Officially Oddest Judge

by Stuart Heritage

That’s it. American Idol has lost its heart. Well, maybe not its heart – more like its atrophied cerebellum.

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