10 – People say stuff every day. Here’s a small amount of it – Collegecandy

9 – Dear BBC, last week you introduced the best character in the history of EastEnders. More of him please – Watch With Mothers

8 – If you want to rot in fairly close proximity to a fairly famous completely dead cadaver, and you have an eBay account, this is your lucky day – Scumbag Millionaire

7 – Rio Ferdinand in ‘likes music but is entirely self-unaware’ shock – My Chemical Toilet