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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
By Chris Laverty on Friday, October 2, 2009 at 5:00pm | 3 Comments
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is Holidays and mini-breaks.
Folded:
The BBC (for having the good sense to show Point Break last Sunday as a Patrick Swayze tribute. Roadhouse next please)
Slovenia (radical)
Free Batman: Arkham Asylum downloads (only map packs, but they are gratis so stop complaining)
Saturday morning at the movies (just you and the rest of the loners, but an entire screen nearly all to ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
By Chris Laverty on Friday, September 18, 2009 at 5:00pm | One Comment
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is Bad times...
'The Swizzle (put Road House on and remember Patrick Swayze in the worst at his best. “My way... or the highway”)
Put this in front of any url (why? Because laughing at Kanye West is fun)
Troy Kennedy Martin (died this week and he wrote the screenplay for The Italian Job, so that’s definitely earned him a ...
Patrick Swayze Dies, Which Is Rubbish
By Stuart Heritage on Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at 11:00am | 4 Comments
Patrick Swayze Dies, Which Is Rubbish Patrick Swayze - actor, dancer, singer, cockney rhyming slang mainstay - has died of pancreatic cancer. He was 57.
If you're like us, you were probably expecting to read that last sentence 20 months ago. That's when Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, and the rumours about him only having weeks to live emerged. It's a testament to Patrick Swayze's strength of mind that he not only ended up clinging on for over a year and a half, but that he also continued to work painkiller-free for much of it.
It's a sad day, but at least Point Break will be on TV soon.
Patrick Swayze Isn’t Even Dead Yet, You Idiots
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:00pm | 4 Comments
Patrick Swayze Isn’t Even Dead Yet, You Idiots Poor old Patrick Swayze. To hear your own obituary once is bad enough. But now he's heard it twice, which seems a little extravagant.
And it's all thanks to our old friend the internet. Yesterday afternoon an announcement on a Florida radio station led to internet reports claiming that Patrick Swayze had lost his battle with pancreatic cancer. This in turn led to a tidalwave of sad-face emoticons on Twitter - officially the greatest sign of bereavement that the internet is sanctioned to use.
Thing is, though, Patrick Swayze hadn't died - of anything - and now he's a little bit pissed off.
Patrick Swayze Decides To Write His Entire Life Story
By Stuart Heritage on Friday, January 23, 2009 at 6:00pm | 2 Comments
Patrick Swayze Decides To Write His Entire Life Story Plenty of people have profited from Patrick Swayze's cancer - and, yes novelty 'NOBODY PUTS PANCREATIC CANCER IN A CORNER' T-shirt vendors, we're looking at you.
So why not Patrick Swayze himself? It's been reported that Patrick Swayze will pen a memoir with the help of his wife Lisa. The book will span Swayze's entire life - which means, unless things take a turn for the better soon, it's going to have an incredibly depressing ending.
Because, Jesus, The Beast? Have you actually seen that thing? Talk about a terrible way to end an autobiography. Way to bum us all out, Patrick.
Now Patrick Swayze Headbutts Pneumonia In The Face, Too
By Stuart Heritage on Monday, January 19, 2009 at 3:00pm | 3 Comments
Now Patrick Swayze Headbutts Pneumonia In The Face, Too Nobody could have ever expected Patrick Swayze - the man who wrote the embarrassingly weedy She's Like The Wind, remember - to be this strong.
As if battling stage 4 pancreatic cancer and holding on for much longer than anyone anticipated wasn't enough, Patrick Swayze now also has pneumonia beat. Last week Patrick Swayze checked himself into hospital with pneumonia, but he's already well enough to be released.
It just goes to show Patrick Swayze's tenacity. In fact, we're starting to think that this Ghost's final scene all over again - God isn't letting Patrick Swayze die until he chops a baddie in half with a window or something.
Patrick Swazye Gives Himself Two Years
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, January 7, 2009 at 1:00pm | 8 Comments
Patrick Swazye Gives Himself Two Years When Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with cancer last year he was initially given five weeks to live, a deadline he easily beat.
But hold your horses, everyone. Just because he managed to beat one depressingly short cancer prognosis, Patrick Swayze wants everyone to know that he's not going to live forever. In fact, in a bleak reality check during an interview with Barbara Walters, Patrick Swayze has only given himself two more years.
Patrick Swayze has got guts - making that admission while staring directly at a million-year-old bouffant Skeletor who logic dictates he should survive by several decades? That's bravery.
Patrick Swayze Wants You All To Know That He Isn’t Dead Yet
By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 2:00pm | 2 Comments
Patrick Swayze Wants You All To Know That He Isn’t Dead Yet The fact that Patrick Swayze is still around nine months after he was apparently given five weeks to live is clearly impressive.
What's more impressive is that Patrick Swayze has got his pancreatic cancer on the run. He's responding well enough to the treatment that he's even made his own, admittedly quite rubbish-looking TV show.
So Patrick Swayze doesn't seem like he's on death's door. And if you think he is, keep it to yourself, because Patrick Swayze is so furious about it that it's all he can do not to get all penultimate scene of Ghost on your arse.
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