A correction – yesterday we said that the Teen Choice Awards were the worst thing on Earth. We were wrong.
They’re the best thing on Earth. And we have Miley Cyrus to thank. Miley Cyrus performed Party In The USA at the Teen Choice Awards. While poledancing. On an ice cream cart. In a tiny pair of shorts. In front of children.
Miley’s routine has sparked outrage from parents. They’re not concerned that she’ll turn their impressionable children into poledancers, though – they’re worried that they’ll grow up to release a song as woeful as Party In The USA. And rightly so.
