Articles tagged with: Party
Diddy Defies Police Gun-Search, Leaves Quickly
Sean Diddy Puffy Poof Combs is a true suburbs-hardened gangster with millions of dollars up his sleeves and several guns built right into his arms. We mean literally built right in, too - it makes him feel bionic or something. Originally he was supposed to use the arm-guns to fight crime, but now they're just for awesome power displays at the Source Awards. Gun arms or no gun arms though - recently as Puff was trying to enter a late night party, the cops were checking everyone for firearms. Combs got pissed, and then took off before the search began.
Sean Diddy Puffy Poof Combs is a true suburbs-hardened gangster with millions of dollars up his sleeves and several guns built right into his arms. We mean literally built right in, too - it makes him feel bionic or something. Originally he was supposed to use the arm-guns to fight crime, but now they're just for awesome power displays at the Source Awards. Gun arms or no gun arms though - recently as Puff was trying to enter a late night party, the cops were checking everyone for firearms. Combs got pissed, and then took off before the search began.
Them Jonas Brothers Sure Do Love Barack Obama
Next week is undoubtedly going to be truly historic - The Jonas Brothers are playing a free concert! Squeeeeee! We can't breathe! Our favourite girl-haired, virgin popstars playing a concert? For free? This is totally like the best news ever! We should get there early - we want Kevin Jonas to look us right in the eye when we scream "ARRRGH! KEVINJONASILOVEYOU! ARRRGH!" at him during Lovebug! Apparently The Jonas Brothers are playing their free concert to mark the inauguration of a man called Barack Obama, who's like the new mayor or the world or something. But mainly - THE JONAS BROTHERS! OMG!!!
Next week is undoubtedly going to be truly historic - The Jonas Brothers are playing a free concert! Squeeeeee! We can't breathe! Our favourite girl-haired, virgin popstars playing a concert? For free? This is totally like the best news ever! We should get there early - we want Kevin Jonas to look us right in the eye when we scream "ARRRGH! KEVINJONASILOVEYOU! ARRRGH!" at him during Lovebug! Apparently The Jonas Brothers are playing their free concert to mark the inauguration of a man called Barack Obama, who's like the new mayor or the world or something. But mainly - THE JONAS BROTHERS! OMG!!!
Miley Cyrus’ Dad Loves Her Much Older Knicker-Model Boyfriend
Just about the whole world went to the great big hideously expensive Miley Cyrus Disneyland 16th birthday party - with one notable exception. And, of course, that was Justin Gaston - the 20-year-old undercracker model who might very well be Miley Cyrus' special and conspicuously older boyfriend. It's not really a surprise that Justin Gaston didn't go to Miley Cyrus' birthday party - he's too old for Disneyland and was probably doing something cool like riding a motorbike or drinking cider at a bus stop or something. But Miley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't mind. He's heaped praise on Gaston despite his no-show. And so would you too, if you knew that pretending to enjoy the fact that your little girl is probably in some kind of relationship with a full-grown man was the only thing stopping said little girl from financially abandoning you the second she turns 18.
Just about the whole world went to the great big hideously expensive Miley Cyrus Disneyland 16th birthday party - with one notable exception. And, of course, that was Justin Gaston - the 20-year-old undercracker model who might very well be Miley Cyrus' special and conspicuously older boyfriend. It's not really a surprise that Justin Gaston didn't go to Miley Cyrus' birthday party - he's too old for Disneyland and was probably doing something cool like riding a motorbike or drinking cider at a bus stop or something. But Miley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't mind. He's heaped praise on Gaston despite his no-show. And so would you too, if you knew that pretending to enjoy the fact that your little girl is probably in some kind of relationship with a full-grown man was the only thing stopping said little girl from financially abandoning you the second she turns 18.
Miley Cyrus Has Big Dumb Disneyland 16th Birthday Party
Thanks to the economy, you probably now live under a park bench existing on nothing but rain - but, hey, look at the lovely time Miley Cyrus is having! This week saw Miley Cyrus celebrate her 16th birthday in Disneyland. That is to say, all of Disneyland. Miley Cyrus' parents hired out all of Disneyland for Miley, invited thousands of guests and then lit up the Californian dusk with a firework display of epic proportions. As great as that sounds, there was a sour edge to the weekend as well - Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus insisted on performing Achy Breaky Heart to the assembled guests. So, while your parents never did anything as ostentatious as renting out Disneyland for your 16th birthday, at least you can relax in the knowledge that a pouting vagina-faced idiot didn't nause everything up by singing the world's worst song in the middle of it either. Yours was better.
Thanks to the economy, you probably now live under a park bench existing on nothing but rain - but, hey, look at the lovely time Miley Cyrus is having! This week saw Miley Cyrus celebrate her 16th birthday in Disneyland. That is to say, all of Disneyland. Miley Cyrus' parents hired out all of Disneyland for Miley, invited thousands of guests and then lit up the Californian dusk with a firework display of epic proportions. As great as that sounds, there was a sour edge to the weekend as well - Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus insisted on performing Achy Breaky Heart to the assembled guests. So, while your parents never did anything as ostentatious as renting out Disneyland for your 16th birthday, at least you can relax in the knowledge that a pouting vagina-faced idiot didn't nause everything up by singing the world's worst song in the middle of it either. Yours was better.
Jennifer Lopez Has Party For Husband, Seems To Want Medal For It
Fresh from riding a bike around Malibu and expecting everyone to be impressed, Jennifer Lopez has thrown a great big party for Marc Anthony's 40th birthday. We know. Marc Anthony is only 40. Weird, isn't it? To look at his wizened old face we'd have thought that he was at least 80, or maybe 75 if he'd led an especially hard life. But no, Marc Anthony is apparently 40 and so Jennifer Lopez got to throw a party for him. We don't know how Jennifer Lopez does it. She's the mother of six-month-old twins, she recently took part in a triathlon and she's also thrown a party for Marc Anthony. How on earth does she manage it all? What's that? Jennifer Lopez is a millionaire who can afford the best nannies, personal fitness trainers and party organisers that money can buy? Oh. We thought it might have been because of her bum or something.
Fresh from riding a bike around Malibu and expecting everyone to be impressed, Jennifer Lopez has thrown a great big party for Marc Anthony's 40th birthday. We know. Marc Anthony is only 40. Weird, isn't it? To look at his wizened old face we'd have thought that he was at least 80, or maybe 75 if he'd led an especially hard life. But no, Marc Anthony is apparently 40 and so Jennifer Lopez got to throw a party for him. We don't know how Jennifer Lopez does it. She's the mother of six-month-old twins, she recently took part in a triathlon and she's also thrown a party for Marc Anthony. How on earth does she manage it all? What's that? Jennifer Lopez is a millionaire who can afford the best nannies, personal fitness trainers and party organisers that money can buy? Oh. We thought it might have been because of her bum or something.
Miley Cyrus to Host Massive Party: hecklerspray Trying to Get Guestlisted
You'd think we'd be bored of Miley Cyrus coverage by now. Well, we are. But that doesn't stop us from doing it - especially not when she's selling tickets to her super-mega-ultra sweet 16. Yes, she of Hannah Montana fame and the one that likes to get all (almost) nude for the sake of every man, woman and child in the world is making her party public. Public in Disneyland, which is 85 acres in size, but public nonetheless. All we need to do is save up $250 then hecklerspray can join in the fun - you can bring beer into Disneyland, right? We'll settle for gin, mind. October 5 here we come!
You'd think we'd be bored of Miley Cyrus coverage by now. Well, we are. But that doesn't stop us from doing it - especially not when she's selling tickets to her super-mega-ultra sweet 16. Yes, she of Hannah Montana fame and the one that likes to get all (almost) nude for the sake of every man, woman and child in the world is making her party public. Public in Disneyland, which is 85 acres in size, but public nonetheless. All we need to do is save up $250 then hecklerspray can join in the fun - you can bring beer into Disneyland, right? We'll settle for gin, mind. October 5 here we come!
Britney Spears Goes Out, Shockingly Doesn’t Look A Mess
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
There are several ways to realise that Britney Spears has been in a bad way lately - one of them is to have eyes and/or ears. Another way is to read the news today. You see, Britney Spears turned up at a charity party at Jim Carrey's house this weekend not looking as if she'd spent the last month wide awake and screaming at the ceiling. And that's a news story, apparently. Of course it is - we all care about Britney Spears, so it goes without saying that everything she does should be held up as a shining example of what other mentally unwell, legally unfit mothers can be capable of with a nice dress, some expensive hair and make-up and a brief appearance at a movie star's fancy charity party.
Madonna Has A Party For Malawi
Madonna love Malawi, this much we know. Madonna loves Malawi like she loves horrific leotards and getting her arm muscles all veiny.
And that's why Madonna recently invited every single famous person alive to the United Nations to help raise money to save Malawi.
A noble gesture, sure, but not especially long-sighted - because now that Madonna's helping to get Malawi richer, she's effectively reducing the number of penniless illiterate Malawian widowers who she can confuse into letting her adopt their children in the future. Silly Madonna.
