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Parade Magazine Is Making Subtle Promiscuity Difficult

by Amy Grindhouse

Parade has always felt as though it were one of the more benign of the women’s magazines. It appears to avoid some of the sleazier bylines of the younger magazines like Cosmopolitan and Glamour. Gone are sub-headings about nifty ways to snare a mate without being slapped with a restraining order. Gone are articles about [...]

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Michael Jackson Apparently Inspired By, Er, Paris Hilton

by Matthew Laidlow

When Michael Jackson was young, he didn’t really get to do the things that his friends were doing. Instead of playing baseball and smashing windows with a football, he had to deal with daily beatings. Good old Joe Jackson didn’t want to teach Michael how to dance; he wanted to smack it into him instead. [...]

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Paris Hilton Goes To Court For Something Or Other

by Stuart Heritage

Remember that Paris Hilton film Pledge This? No? Well, without a shadow of a doubt that’s Paris Hilton’s fault.

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Paris Hilton Seeks New BFF And Possible Flogging In Dubai

by Stuart Heritage

So you’re Paris Hilton. You’re primarily known for having graphic sex on the internet and drink-driving.

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WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 19 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Make the whole internet as shouty as Kanye West‘s blog – Mychemicaltoilet 9 – Some cover versions that are better than the originals – Interestment 8 – Who should play Sinatra in the new Scorsese film? Oh, these people – Bestweekever 7 – We wish Watchdog was more like this – Shoutingatcows

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Paris Hilton To Stop All Wars By Herself

by Matthew Laidlow

Sometimes it’s obvious to find a solution for a problem that has been bugging you for ages.

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Paris Hilton Is More Deluded Than First Glance Would Have You Believe, Shockingly

by Amy Grindhouse

Paris Hilton has revealed herself to be ever-so-slightly more shallow than the last time she said something this unfathomable.

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Nicky Hilton Totally Citizen-Arrests A Tramp In The Face

by Stuart Heritage

The difference between Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky Hilton is clear – when Paris meets a stranger she instantly sucks them off on the internet.

But Nicky Hilton? Nicky Hilton arrests them. Which, somewhat bewilderingly, is what happened at 5am on Saturday morning. According to reports, a homeless man named Michael Broadhurst decided to shove Nicky Hilton in the back outside a pancake shop, and Nicky responded by placing that no-home mofo under citizen’s arrest.

Which, technically, isn’t correct. Nicky Hilton should have placed the tramp under vapid, waify billionaire heiress arrest, but it wouldn’t have sounded quite as good.

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Razzies: The Love Guru Is Now Officially Woeful

by Stuart Heritage

Awards ceremonies like the Razzies exist to perform an important function – mainly to tell us that Mike Myers isn’t funny any more.

Gee, thanks Razzies! But while we await the Razzies’ next profoundly original thought – something tells us it’ll involve bears and woods – let’s reflect on Saturday night’sRazzies, where Mike Myers’ The Love Guru managed to win Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay.

A clean sweep for The Love Guru? Hardly – because yet again, Jessica Alba managed to avoid getting a Worst Actress award. Hey Razzies, she’s not going to marry just because you only think she’s marginally abominable.

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Katy Perry Got Paris Hilton’s Leftovers For Valentine’s Day?

by hecklerspray staff

A guest blog by Amy Grindhouse…

Katy Perry has been seen out with the former love-interest of Paris Hilton, bad boy rocker Benji Madden.

The I Kissed A Girl singer broke up with Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes back in December and seems to have put her faux lesbianism on hold long enough to catch the eye of a new man.

The pair set tongues wagging after they were seen together at an event on Valentine’s Day, seemingly putting past troubled relationships behind them.

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