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Paris Hilton Possibly Banned From Las Vegas Or Something

by Stuart Heritage

Las Vegas is Paris Hilton’s spiritual home. They share so much in common – both rich, both vacuous.

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Paris Hilton Gets All Like ‘That Wasn’t Actually My Cocaine’

by Stuart Heritage

Poor Paris Hilton. One minute she’s talking to a policeman, the next a bag of cocaine has leapt out of her handbag.

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Breaking News: Paris Hilton Arrested On A Cocaine Charge

by Mof Gimmers

Oh dear. The police are saying that Paris Hilton has been arrested on cocaine charge in Las Vegas. Not that, we as cocaine ravaged media dweebs should pass judgement. We’re still coming down right now after a useless night punching our groins trying to get our withered genitals to work in a gakked up onanism [...]

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Someone is Suing Paris Hilton’s Fake Hair

by Mof Gimmers

Celebrities live in a parallel universe to us. They get sent to prison and then let out again almost immediately. They use racial slurs down the phone, yet people still buy Mad Max box-sets. And now, in a particularly weird turn, their hair gets sued.

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Top 10 Racist Celebrity Rants

by Steve Charnock

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is known for being a loud and abusive drunken idiot, so it’s quite refreshing to hear a new twist on his persona and here it is: He’s now allegedly a loud and abusive, racist drunken idiot! And he’s going back to rehab. Again. After drinking vodka shots a JFK airport lounge before [...]

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The Most TERRIFYING Celebrity Feuds Revealed!

by Josh Burt

Right, everyone needs to calm down. CALM DOWN! JUST RELAX! Breathe. That’s it. Breathe. Relax your mind, calm your addled nerves with a nice green tea or a cuddle with a bosomy fat person. Feeling better? Good. Now, try and maintain your calm, because it’s important. Otherwise this whole Liam Gallagher versus Peter Kay thing [...]

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Top Ten Boneheaded Celebrity Music Careers

by Stuart Heritage

There comes a point in every celebrity’s life where they look around them and think “You know what would improve this broken shell of a planet? An album by me.”

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Kourtney Kardashian Burgled, Offensive Amount Of Jewellery Stolen

by Stuart Heritage

This weekend thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s home and stole jewellery worth around $80,000.

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WEBTHUMP! September 30 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Want to go to a fancy secret Bee Stings album launch party in London on Friday? You should jolly well ask for an invite here, then  – Beestings 9 – Here, have a pretty map of all 13,000 McDonalds branches in America – Geekologie 8 – What’s the highest level of smarm that [...]

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Parade Magazine Is Making Subtle Promiscuity Difficult

by Amy Grindhouse

Parade has always felt as though it were one of the more benign of the women’s magazines. It appears to avoid some of the sleazier bylines of the younger magazines like Cosmopolitan and Glamour. Gone are sub-headings about nifty ways to snare a mate without being slapped with a restraining order. Gone are articles about [...]

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