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Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Punch That Woman In The Face At Betty Ford Clinic

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay ‘Lindsay’ Lohan has been pretty busy hasn’t she? Stealing stuff, snorting stuff, necking stuff… but alas, not punching stuff. Nope, it appears that LiLo really didn’t lamp that woman round the head at the Betty Ford Clinic, which in itself, is something of a let-down. It has been reported that the actress/celebutante/trainwreck won’t be [...]

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The Artist Formerly Known As Lindsay Lohan

by Michael Park

What’s in a name? Is it a moniker that identifies you to your friends, family and colleagues or is it a way of developing and maintaining an international brand based on a recognisable face and a recognisable name to go with it? Here at hecklerspray, we are constantly confronted by celebrities whose names are the [...]

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Paris Hilton Is The World’s Thinnest Racist According To Somebody Or Other

by Mof Gimmers

Paris Hilton doesn’t really have any noticeable talent but, like the best punks, she’s a very enthusiastic amateur in everything she does. People chuck opportunities her way and, like anyone, she’s says “sure, why not?” She’s constantly indulging in the celebrity equivalent of overtime.  Some of you expect her to say “Um, no thanks… who [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Stays In Spotlight Thanks To Father’s Arrest For Domestic Violence

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan has been threatening to turn into a real bore after knocking drink and drugs on the head and seemingly not stealing some jewels from a shop. She’s wandering into nun territory and we’re not talking about the funny nuns from the movies. We mean proper, boring, pious nuns. However, fear not! Thankfully, her [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Realise That Video Of Her Stealing Things Might Be Worth Cash

by Michael Park

If you were to tear the scalp off a celebrity and then drill your way through the skull, miniaturise yourself and climb into their head then you would find a very strange world indeed. As renowned (and alleged) wife-beating, (not in any way alleged) mental-case Charlie Sheen has suggested, these people are just wired differently [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Got Stitched Up By Jewellery Store But We’re Still Not Listening Properly

by Mof Gimmers

Good ol’ carwreck Lindsay Lohan has been muttering about how hard done to she’s been, but no-one could hear her because we were all too busy munching peanuts and enjoying the spectacle. However, if we’d bothered listening instead of hooting our traps (a lesson we hope we never learn from), we would have heard Lohan [...]

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Lindsay Lohan To Get Her Boobs Out For James Franco To Show How She’s Not Mental Anymore

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan has the right idea when it comes to showing the world you’ve healed your broken mind. Basically, she wants to show us all that she’s grown as a person and is more spiritually enriched by getting her boobies out for us all to perv over. Isn’t that incredibly kind of her? There’s been [...]

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Paris Hilton’s Absinthe Cake Is Stolen From Her Birthday Party As Earth Enters End-Game

by Mof Gimmers

Never let it be said that hecklerspray doesn’t bring you the really important, hard-hitting news. While every Tom, Dick and Harry tries their hand at overthrowing their government, Britain decides to close down libraries filled with the opportunity for self-improvement and betterment, the world stood still when the news broke of Paris Hilton’s birthday cake [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Wouldn’t Steal And A Jewel Shop Won’t Press Charges – The Upside Down News

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan’s jewellery theft has been, to put it bluntly, a bit of a ball-ache. We’d hoped that our new favourite celebrity would have done something a bit more exotic – like a cat burglar – rather than simply forget to take a necklace off. Still, she’s absolute trash and we love her for it. [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Pleads Not Guilty In Cocaine-White See-Through Dress Which Is Just Brilliant

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan is trouble. She’s badly behaved and hecklerspray would quite like to hang around with her for a weekend taking drugs and staring at her boobs. She’s trash and we like trash. Lindsay – call us. Seriously. Or we’ll stalk you. Anyway, LiLo has pleaded not guilty to the charge of the theft of [...]

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