Paris Hilton has revealed herself to be ever-so-slightly more shallow than the last time she said something this unfathomable.

Any other celebrity, heck, any other person for that matter, spitting out such insultingly ill-thought out nonsense would perhaps, if they too were 28 years old, be just cause to have them sectioned.

The world scratched its head as the heiress revealed that the single worst moment of her life was when her tiny teacup pooch went missing.