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The Jonas Brothers Want In On Twilight 2, Begin Sobbing Now
So far the Twilight 2 checklist includes Dakota Fanning, scrawny werewolves and a dildo with a funny haircut. But that's not quite awful enough, is it? If Twilight 2 is going to go above and beyond the original, it's going to need to pull something spectacularly awful out of the bag. Twilight 2 needs something so profoundly dreadful that teenage girls will immediately urinate themselves to dust upon sight and everyone else will want to crap their own spines out just so they won't have to deal with the gargantuan atrocity any more. The Jonas Brothers want to be in Twilight 2. Bingo.
So far the Twilight 2 checklist includes Dakota Fanning, scrawny werewolves and a dildo with a funny haircut. But that's not quite awful enough, is it? If Twilight 2 is going to go above and beyond the original, it's going to need to pull something spectacularly awful out of the bag. Twilight 2 needs something so profoundly dreadful that teenage girls will immediately urinate themselves to dust upon sight and everyone else will want to crap their own spines out just so they won't have to deal with the gargantuan atrocity any more. The Jonas Brothers want to be in Twilight 2. Bingo.
