Hayley Williams, lead singer of faux-rock band Paramore, is in the news again and this time she’s managed to do it without exposing her, frankly disappointing, baps out for the entire world to see.
Apparently Williams is upset that people she is alleged to have forced out of the band aren’t happy about being allegedly forced out of the band.
Earlier in the week former Paramore guitarist Josh Farro royally through his toys out of the pram and wrote a scathing blog post that detailed how he and his brother Zac felt forced out of Paramore, possibly by Williams’ chest.
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Christmas came early for millions of lonely, depressed teenagers around the world on Friday.
Why? Because a topless picture of Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams was published on previously pointless social networking site Twitter.
Hayley Williams became the poster girl of choice for many whiny teenage boys and allegedly straight girls after the release of her band’s second album, Riot! in 2007. Since them Williams has received several vaguely bizarre awards for being the sexiest female in rock music, but had previously managed to avoid getting ‘em out for the lads mags.
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So far the Twilight 2 checklist includes Dakota Fanning, scrawny werewolves and a dildo with a funny haircut.
But that’s not quite awful enough, is it? If Twilight 2 is going to go above and beyond the original, it’s going to need to pull something spectacularly awful out of the bag. Twilight 2 needs something so profoundly dreadful that teenage girls will immediately urinate themselves to dust upon sight and everyone else will want to crap their own spines out just so they won’t have to deal with the gargantuan atrocity any more.
The Jonas Brothers want to be in Twilight 2. Bingo.
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