Good lord in heaven, Paper Golf 2 is such an astoundingly brilliant game that we wish we’d thought of it first. Sometimes we really hate people who are better than us, you know.

Paper Golf 2 is perfect – it’s basically blind golf. You have to try and get a ball across a course into a hole, but here you have to draw a line to the whole. From memory, because the course disappears as soon as you start. Beware of water hazards and wooded areas, but mainly beware that the game will destroy your productivity for about a month. Genius.