Articles tagged with: Paparazzi
Gerard Butler Charged With Thumping A Snapper About
We've seen 300, so we know Gerard Butler isn't a man to mess with. That felt-tip drawn-on sixpack means business, you know. And because we've seen 300, we know that provoking him will lead to one of two outcomes. Either Gerard Butler will tilt his head back and bellow in slow motion for what seems like 45 minutes or he'll do something so absurdly homoerotic that you'll need to go home and scrub yourself clean afterwards. Or - if you're a photographer - he'll punch you in the face a couple of times. Because that's what Gerard Butler has just been charged with allegedly doing.
We've seen 300, so we know Gerard Butler isn't a man to mess with. That felt-tip drawn-on sixpack means business, you know. And because we've seen 300, we know that provoking him will lead to one of two outcomes. Either Gerard Butler will tilt his head back and bellow in slow motion for what seems like 45 minutes or he'll do something so absurdly homoerotic that you'll need to go home and scrub yourself clean afterwards. Or - if you're a photographer - he'll punch you in the face a couple of times. Because that's what Gerard Butler has just been charged with allegedly doing.
Police: Madonna’s Horse-Fall Was Her Own Elderly Fault
So Madonna fell off that horse because a photographer - possibly working for Old Bags On Saddles magazine - spooked it. And it's true. It's true because Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg said it was true, and everything she says is true, with the possible exception of most of the things she says. But apparently, according to the incident's police report, the paparazzi played no part in Madonna's little topple whatsoever. It's a shame, because we assumed that Madonna now hurts herself whenever there's a photographer around. Oh well, we'll just have to cancel her photoshoot at the rusty spike factory, we suppose.
So Madonna fell off that horse because a photographer - possibly working for Old Bags On Saddles magazine - spooked it. And it's true. It's true because Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg said it was true, and everything she says is true, with the possible exception of most of the things she says. But apparently, according to the incident's police report, the paparazzi played no part in Madonna's little topple whatsoever. It's a shame, because we assumed that Madonna now hurts herself whenever there's a photographer around. Oh well, we'll just have to cancel her photoshoot at the rusty spike factory, we suppose.
Gisele & Tom Brady’s Wedding Full Of Romantic Gunfire
Gisele and Tom Brady are the new Brad and Angelina - which at least means we can ditch the old Brad and Angelina. But the comparison is apt. Gisele and Tom Brady have got Brad and Angelina's model good looks, plus they've got a kid that's not completely theirs, plus - and here's the dealbreaker - they've both got a violent hatred for paparazzi. How violent? Enough for their security guard to allegedly fire a gun at a couple of photographers outside Gisele and Tom Brady's second wedding ceremony this weekend. Fair enough - God forbid Gisele should ever be photographed actually wearing clothes.
Gisele and Tom Brady are the new Brad and Angelina - which at least means we can ditch the old Brad and Angelina. But the comparison is apt. Gisele and Tom Brady have got Brad and Angelina's model good looks, plus they've got a kid that's not completely theirs, plus - and here's the dealbreaker - they've both got a violent hatred for paparazzi. How violent? Enough for their security guard to allegedly fire a gun at a couple of photographers outside Gisele and Tom Brady's second wedding ceremony this weekend. Fair enough - God forbid Gisele should ever be photographed actually wearing clothes.
Brad Pitt Gets All “I! Hate! EVERYONE! (In The Paparazzi)”
You know how Brad Pitt is constantly getting stalked by the paparazzi wherever he goes, much to his clear annoyance? Well, you'll never guess what he thinks of them. In an interview with The Today Show, Brad Pitt has announced that he hates the paparazzi, but he loves his family. Steady on there, Brad - much more of this controversial 'good things are good and bad things are bad' talk and there's a decent chance that you'll end up literally melting our mind. What? You like your family? That's literally crazy. Video after the jump.
You know how Brad Pitt is constantly getting stalked by the paparazzi wherever he goes, much to his clear annoyance? Well, you'll never guess what he thinks of them. In an interview with The Today Show, Brad Pitt has announced that he hates the paparazzi, but he loves his family. Steady on there, Brad - much more of this controversial 'good things are good and bad things are bad' talk and there's a decent chance that you'll end up literally melting our mind. What? You like your family? That's literally crazy. Video after the jump.
Kanye West Gets All Pissy With The Papparazzi
Last week on his Glow In The Dark tour, Kanye West decided to visit a grotty nightclub in Newcastle after entertaining thousands of fans. Did Kanye sip his lemonade without any problems whilst sitting in the corner of the VIP area? Don't be daft, something went tits up of course. It seems that Kanye West has a recurring problems with people who like to take people's pictures. Granted they may get in the way and stop you from doing day-to-day activities such as getting some milk and waiting for a plane, but never mind. In the Tup Tup Palace nightclub - a place that doesn't exactly scream class - a member of the paparazzi elite got to close to Kanye and ended up getting his face busted up. Was it Kanye's fault? Of course not, and he's explained why in a (nother) big pissy blog rant.
Last week on his Glow In The Dark tour, Kanye West decided to visit a grotty nightclub in Newcastle after entertaining thousands of fans. Did Kanye sip his lemonade without any problems whilst sitting in the corner of the VIP area? Don't be daft, something went tits up of course. It seems that Kanye West has a recurring problems with people who like to take people's pictures. Granted they may get in the way and stop you from doing day-to-day activities such as getting some milk and waiting for a plane, but never mind. In the Tup Tup Palace nightclub - a place that doesn't exactly scream class - a member of the paparazzi elite got to close to Kanye and ended up getting his face busted up. Was it Kanye's fault? Of course not, and he's explained why in a (nother) big pissy blog rant.
Keanu Reeves Didn’t Run Over No Stinking Paparazzi
Like many people, we've often dreamt of jiggling around flashing lights into Keanu Reeves' face as he attempts to drive a car. But we've been too scared to do that, because of that paparazzo who claimed that Keanu Reeves mercilessly mowed him down while he was doing that exact same thing. But our days of worry are far behind us, readers - Keanu Reeves has been cleared of liability over the accident. You know what that means? It means that Keanu Reeves didn't run over photographer Alison Silva last year, yes, but mainly it means that we're all allowed to be as infuriatingly intrusive towards Keanu Reeves while he's in his car as we like, and he almost certainly won't drive into us as fast as he can, shattering our pelvis into a million pieces. Almost certainly. Result!
Like many people, we've often dreamt of jiggling around flashing lights into Keanu Reeves' face as he attempts to drive a car. But we've been too scared to do that, because of that paparazzo who claimed that Keanu Reeves mercilessly mowed him down while he was doing that exact same thing. But our days of worry are far behind us, readers - Keanu Reeves has been cleared of liability over the accident. You know what that means? It means that Keanu Reeves didn't run over photographer Alison Silva last year, yes, but mainly it means that we're all allowed to be as infuriatingly intrusive towards Keanu Reeves while he's in his car as we like, and he almost certainly won't drive into us as fast as he can, shattering our pelvis into a million pieces. Almost certainly. Result!
No! Jessica Simpson’s Hairdresser Slightly Injured By A Camera
Sad news- in fact, this is probably the saddest news about one of Jessica Simpson's hairdressers that we've heard in over a month. We can hardly bring ourselves to tell you this, but here goes - on Saturday night, Jessica Simpson's hairdresser Ken Paves got caught in the middle of a paparazzi crush while out with Simpson, and ended up bleeding out of his face a little bit because he got socked with a camera. This incident is a sign that the war between celebrities and the paparazzi has just taken a turn for the worse. Jessica Simpson's hairdresser getting donked in the face is how it begins, but we dread to think what'll come next. Lindsay Lohan's manicurist getting kicked in the shins? The little old lady who Ryan Seacrest employs to water his plants getting a nasty Chinese burn and a wedgie? Where will the madness end? WHERE?
Sad news- in fact, this is probably the saddest news about one of Jessica Simpson's hairdressers that we've heard in over a month. We can hardly bring ourselves to tell you this, but here goes - on Saturday night, Jessica Simpson's hairdresser Ken Paves got caught in the middle of a paparazzi crush while out with Simpson, and ended up bleeding out of his face a little bit because he got socked with a camera. This incident is a sign that the war between celebrities and the paparazzi has just taken a turn for the worse. Jessica Simpson's hairdresser getting donked in the face is how it begins, but we dread to think what'll come next. Lindsay Lohan's manicurist getting kicked in the shins? The little old lady who Ryan Seacrest employs to water his plants getting a nasty Chinese burn and a wedgie? Where will the madness end? WHERE?
Keanu Reeves Didn’t Run Over A Paparazzo, Says Keanu Reeves
You rarely see paparazzi pictures of Keanu Reeves, and that's because the paparazzi are terrified of Keanu Reeves squishing them into liquid with his car. Or it's because Keanu Reeves is quite private and stuff. One or the other. But photographer Alison Silva probably thinks it's the first one, because he's suing Keanu Reeves for allegedly hitting him with his car last year, causing career-threatening injuries to his wrist which, coupled with the fact that he's got a girl's name, must have really ticked him off. But yesterday Keanu Reeves showed up in court to spread some of the trademark Keanu Reeves moviestar razzle dazzle around and convince everyone otherwise. Sadly, the Keanu Reeves version of razzle dazzle involves standing around looking blank-faced and a bit confused and occasionally saying "woah." We aren't anticipating a good outcome for him.
You rarely see paparazzi pictures of Keanu Reeves, and that's because the paparazzi are terrified of Keanu Reeves squishing them into liquid with his car. Or it's because Keanu Reeves is quite private and stuff. One or the other. But photographer Alison Silva probably thinks it's the first one, because he's suing Keanu Reeves for allegedly hitting him with his car last year, causing career-threatening injuries to his wrist which, coupled with the fact that he's got a girl's name, must have really ticked him off. But yesterday Keanu Reeves showed up in court to spread some of the trademark Keanu Reeves moviestar razzle dazzle around and convince everyone otherwise. Sadly, the Keanu Reeves version of razzle dazzle involves standing around looking blank-faced and a bit confused and occasionally saying "woah." We aren't anticipating a good outcome for him.
