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Alec Baldwin Quits Being A Fame Whore. For Now

February 25th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Alec Baldwin is sick of being famous.? Not truly sick of it where he would stop acting or accepting obnoxiously large sums of money for minimal work, mind you.? Nor is he sick of people knowing who he is and fawning over him 24/7.? That would be ludicrous.

Instead, Baldwin is sick of paparazzi taking this his picture when he isn’t getting paid for it, or commoners sharing his precious air when he is trying to use it all to yell vile things at his wife, daughter, the local girl scout troop.? So he is doing the most practical thing possible to fight back when you hate crowds and people and publicity- he is moving from New York City to Los Angeles.

Nicole Kidman Came Perilously Close To Displaying Emotion Last Week

September 17th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Legend tells us that if any wrinkles ever appear in Nicole Kidman’s forehead, it means that we’re in for six more weeks of winter.?

If that’s true then you might want to stock up on thermal undies and mulled wine because the Ice Queen is on the warpath. The object of her wrath is a guy called Carl Wu, who was apparently so dazzled by the sun bouncing off her marble face that he drove his bicycle straight into her. The poor guy almost lost his bandana.

Paparazzi, Leave Alec Baldwin Alone Before He Shivs One of You

August 29th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

You guys, I get the feeling Alec Baldwin doesn’t like the paparazzi. I don’t know what it is, but… oh, wait. I do know. It’s all the manhandling. Seriously, he can’t keep his hands off them. He’s like a schoolboy with an angry, violent crush.

In the past year and change he’s had not one but TWO tussles with the paparazzi. Last June he punched a New York Daily News photographer on the chin (weak, Alec), then claimed it was self-defense. Who punches someone on the chin in self-defense? Or rather, who punches someone on the chin? Sounds like someone needs to learn a little Krav Maga.

The Left Side of Mariah Carey’s Face is Literally Sinister

January 14th, 2013 By Chris Starr

Take a long look at this picture of Mariah Carey. What you’re seeing is a triptych, known through the art world as a collection of three images, often portraying different concepts.

From left to right you have concerned, casual and petrified the camera might sneak a peek at the left side of your face.

Amanda Seyfried’s Thoughts on Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

December 19th, 2012 By Chris Starr

You may think the news cycle has been dominated by a single story this week, but actually Anne Hathaway’s vagina is what an awful lot of people in Tinseltown are talking about.

In case you missed it, Anne Hathaway was getting out a car at the Les Miserables premiere and managed to flash the world her hoo-hah. Well, I mean, she actually didn’t – it was more her upper leg and her lower stomach – but still! The world was up in arms!

Who Knew Kate Middleton Had Such an Incredible Ass?

October 3rd, 2012 By Chris Starr

Take me away and lock me up in the Tower of London, because I bring what is potentially treasonous news. Kate Middleton’s hoo-hah has been photographed in the wild – showing that the paparazzi problems between the Royal family and the rest of us will never end.

You all know the story by now: Wills and Kate were holidaying in France, and a photographer who was seemingly stationed a good couple of miles away and was unable to keep a steady enough hand to get anything like clear images took pictures of her boobs.

5 Reasons Why Prince Harry is a Complete Embarrassment

August 23rd, 2012 By Chris Starr

Well, he was grown up for five days. I guess that’s all you can ask for really. He is, after all, ginger, spoilt, and unlikely to ever see himself as King. A guy’s got to do what a guy’s got to do, and in that case it means letting off steam and making the British Royal Family seem like it’s a college kid at a kegger.

We are of course talking about Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales, known to Harry by some and a monumental fuckup to the 70 million people of Britain. You see, we were doing so well this year. We had the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. We held the Olympics. The Paralympics was coming up round the corner. People around the world liked us and respected us! But then ginger Harry had to come and fuck it up, as he always does. Let’s count the ways he’s screwed over the country by being an absolute lad.

Pippa Middleton’s Bum Not Safe From Paparazzi Scum

January 12th, 2012 By Kris Silver

It must be hard being Pippa Middleton; trying to be a serious business woman and gallivanting around London, made all the more difficult because everyone knows you for being the one with the arse that stole your sister?s wedding day.

Poor, poor Pippa.

But a tabloid picture editor has come forward and announced that newspapers would be offered around 300 or 400 pictures PER DAY of the fitter Middleton, none of which are of her arse.

Paparazzi Photographer To Sue Lindsay Lohan For Running Him Over In A Car She Wasn’t Driving

January 11th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Where there’s blame, there’s a claim… right? Well, in the case of paparazzi photographer and presumed harassing scum-ventricle, Grigor Baylan, he’s suing Lindsay Lohan for something she didn’t actually do for once.

Our papping chum is taking legal action against the actress after he found himself being run over? by a motor car that was trying to get away from… you guessed it! The paparazzo.

And the best bit is – LiLo wasn’t even driving the car!

Alex And Chantelle To Reid-Produce

August 31st, 2011 By Kris Silver

The curse of Celebrity Big Brother is rearing its ugly head again as former contestants and professional divorcees Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton announce that they think they're ready to reproduce.

Jordan?s former fella spread the word via one of those glossy lady rags that you see in your dentist?s waiting room, but would never pick up because there's a picture of Alex Reid on the cover trying his best to look like he's still a cage-fighter?

…or vaguely relevant.